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Thread: Street Prostitute Q & A
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02-04-2012 #1
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How much do a street ho cost?
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02-04-2012 #2
Re: Street Prostitute Q & A
LOLOLOLOLOL
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"Flush Beats a Full House"
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02-04-2012 #3
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Re: Street Prostitute Q & A
Phew, you ask a lot of questions!
OK, well, here goes...
How much should a street whore charge for a blowjob, anal sex, or a half and half?
A: Anything from 1 cent to $1m
Is it a good idea to blow a street whore without a condom?
A: Yes. Better unsafe than sorry!
Should I swallow?
A: Of course
What are the chances of getting robbed?
A: 100%
Or arrested? ( I doubt the police have many tranny undercover agents)
A: 100%
Do all trannys carry knives?
A: No, some carry pistols.
Should I carry a weapon?
A: Yes, bring a shot gun, a taser and three grenades
Are all street prostitutes hardcore drug addicts?
A: Yes, of course
What about AIDs?
A: Yup, they've all got that too
Can a drugged out street whore get an erection?
A: Only if you blow her for 5 hours
If so, how many times could she receive oral sex in one night?
A: 270,395 times
Is racism a problem with the street whore crowd?
A: Only in Argentina
Should I carry a dummy wallet with no credit cards and little cash?
A: No. Bring all your worldly possessions with you.
Is there a pill or mouthwash that I should take after dating a street whore that would minimize chances of getting AIDs or STDs?
A: An aspirin should do the job
Should I pick up the mild mannered looking chubby tranny, or the big tittied, dangerous looking TORRID ho?
A: Go for torrid. Must be smelly too!
Is there a way I should act with her? friendly or all business?
A: Just stroll on up and say: "Let's fuucckkk, duuude!"
Hope this helps.
Last edited by traLika; 02-05-2012 at 04:12 PM.
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02-04-2012 #4
Re: Street Prostitute Q & A
The answer is yes.
William Escalade is no more. He's done his service to the site.
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02-04-2012 #5
Re: Street Prostitute Q & A
Street hookers are fun as Hell. Go for it. Life is an adventure.
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02-05-2012 #6
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02-05-2012 #7
Re: Street Prostitute Q & A
When one leaves me as much of an opening as this, I must jump in!!!
How much should a street whore charge for a blowjob, anal sex, or a half and half? As much as she can get. This is a market economy, if you are in the USA
Is it a good idea to blow a street whore without a condom? Is it a good idea to step in front of a speeding train? Your mileage my vary!
Should I swallow? If you are hungry or thirsty, why not stop for some fast food before cruising the stroll.
What are the chances of getting robbed? Depends on your exact location...In Singapore, your chance of being robbed in a street prostitution transaction are less than 10%
Or arrested? ( I doubt the police have many tranny undercover agents): In Singapore, your chances of being arrested surpass 100%
Do all trannys carry knives? Depends on whether your nickname for a tranny penis is "Shemale Knife", in which case, yes...they do. Otherwise, your mileage may vary
Should I carry a weapon? Depends on whether your nickname for your penis is "Weapon of Ass Destruction", in which case, yes...you should.
Are all street prostitutes hardcore drug addicts? No, not 100% of them. Some are just out for a night of drug free danger and an adrenaline rush, but the FBI doesn't maintain a database of the ratio between the two extremes
What about AIDs? What about it? Recent studies show it's yet to be eradicated. See Speeding train analogy above
Can a drugged out street whore get an erection? Eventually. Might not be the night you invite them into your vehicle
If so, how many times could she receive oral sex in one night? I asked Siri this question on my iPhone 4S, and her answer was "unknowable".
Is racism a problem with the street whore crowd? No more than in the US Republican Party - Tea Party Division.
Should I carry a dummy wallet with no credit cards and little cash? If you are in the 99% in the USA, you are already doing this.
Is there a pill or mouthwash that I should take after dating a street whore that would minimize chances of getting AIDs or STDs? Yes, the new Scope with Strychnine. Swirl vigourously in your mouth and then swallow
Should I pick up the mild mannered looking chubby tranny, or the big tittied, dangerous looking TORRID ho? Make sure you sign onto http://WHATSMYTYPEOFHO.COM before your adventure.
Is there a way I should act with her? friendly or all business? If you want to get the GFE, you've got to give the GFE. There is nothing better than cuddling with a street prostitute at Hunt's Point on a cold February night. Oh wait, there is something better, getting caught by HBO cameras and being immortalized for time immortal.
THANK YOU
This is satire and not meant to be as informational as say...Wikipedia!
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02-05-2012 #8
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02-05-2012 #9
Re: Street Prostitute Q & A
LOL love this thread
"Flush Beats a Full House"
"Gold is not the only thing that shines baby!"
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02-05-2012 #10
Re: Street Prostitute Q & A
Natasha:
Escribi mi parte nada mas para hacerte divertir. Beso!
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