Want ts gf soo bad i let one get away

[Silcc69]

Wow this was an incredible read.

[Tiffany Starr]

I need one too. I am going on a date with a lovely girl in LA very soon. I hope things work out. Also I love your name finalfantasy9, that was my second favorite final fantasy.

[Mayrah]

I need one too. I am going on a date with a lovely girl in LA very soon. I hope things work out. Also I love your name finalfantasy9, that was my second favorite final fantasy.

Which one is your first?

[Tiffany Starr]

Which one is your first?

probably X, after X-2 things started to go downhill. I can't wait for the HD version of FFX with trophies! I may get it for the Vita

[Will Riker]

finalfantasy9, qual é o seu problema, afinal? ela mora onde? no cu do mundo? será tão difícil ligar pra ela?

Dá uma luz aí, pois na verdade ninguém entendeu porra nenhuma.

[finalfantasy9]

Forget it i met another who let me sleep at her house wow feel like a retard

[Dino Velvet]

Thanks for posting so we know you're still with the living. Don't get too far cut off from civilization.

[finalfantasy9]

Met another one at the beach

[Richctdude]

I've placed this text in the google-ator, put it back into it's native portuguese, and then reconstituted it into the Queen's English: See if this helps!

So, I've consorted with escorts until celebrating my eighteenth birthday. By happenstance, I was recently visiting Brazil and attended a gay bar with the relative of a friend.

As the evening progressed, I made the acquaintance of a unclockable transgender, who hinted at her real "equipment"! I threw caution to the wind, got extremely intoxicated, and ended up accepting her invitation to accompany her home!

Except that her home is in the middle of a "favela", one of the notoriously dangerous neighbourhoods in Brazilian cities, and not only that, I haven't a phone (and even if I did, it would have done me no good, as I neglected to get my cousin's number). What a wanker I can be!

I did have my Lord Nelson compass from my days in the Army Cadet Force, and the strong British genetic makeup that permitted us to colonise so many far-off lands, so I skillfully navigated my way out of the dangerous surroundings, and back to my host's home.

But here is my dilemma: My heart has been broken by the comely young transgender lass. I've tried other prostitutes, but none compare to the woman I met that night.

I'll probably end up taking some strange Amazon psychedelic root to take my mind off of her, which will either end up distracting me...or causing me to write pages and pages of incomprehensible gibberish, worsened by my lack of punctuation and complete non-use of the return key...

And so it comes down to this question: Am I gay?

lol very funny

[killkenny]

probably X, after X-2 things started to go downhill. I can't wait for the HD version of FFX with trophies! I may get it for the Vita

yh HD FFX will be kool but i think they should do FFX, FFX-2 n FFXII hd collection. i mean xii it plays like an MMO so does feel like an ff game but still is gd. But vi is the best then vii.