Want ts gf soo bad i let one get away

[finalfantasy9]

So ive gotten with escorts before im 18 but i am now visiting brazil went to a gay bar with lesbian cousin and her girlfriend met a beautiful ts couldnt tell if she was actually a girl at first until she hinted hooked up with her got really drunk 9 am she invites me to her house "to sleepwith her" im in the middle of a ghetto no phone have no idea where i am ask cousin for phone or her number she refused cause ghetto i know now im heart broken "super horny" got with an escort immediately the day after but still i think could of sucked that girl all night long now im prob gonna go for the 2 escort special here in Brazil but im loosing my mind

[HbgDon]

That is one helluva a sentence. Not that it's a sentence. Anyone want to clarify what he's talking about?

[MdR Dave]

Drugs are bad, m'kay?

[maxpower]

Punctuation is your friend.

[Dino Velvet]

Don't let your organs get harvested.

[Paladin]

So ive gotten with escorts before im 18 but i am now visiting brazil went to a gay bar with lesbian cousin and her girlfriend met a beautiful ts couldnt tell if she was actually a girl at first until she hinted hooked up with her got really drunk 9 am she invites me to her house "to sleepwith her" im in the middle of a ghetto no phone have no idea where i am ask cousin for phone or her number she refused cause ghetto i know now im heart broken "super horny" got with an escort immediately the day after but still i think could of sucked that girl all night long now im prob gonna go for the 2 escort special here in Brazil but im loosing my mind

When you learn English, try re-posting your drivel in that language...

[Ineeda SM]

That is one helluva a sentence. Not that it's a sentence. Anyone want to clarify what he's talking about?

I think it's a sentance but it's a paragraph too. Or maybe a sentance that's as long as a paragraph. But I couldn't read it all in one breath. I had to stop twice to breathe, and I still don't get it.

[bubbski]

So ive gotten with escorts before im 18 but i am now visiting brazil went to a gay bar with lesbian cousin and her girlfriend met a beautiful ts couldnt tell if she was actually a girl at first until she hinted hooked up with her got really drunk 9 am she invites me to her house "to sleepwith her" im in the middle of a ghetto no phone have no idea where i am ask cousin for phone or her number she refused cause ghetto i know now im heart broken "super horny" got with an escort immediately the day after but still i think could of sucked that girl all night long now im prob gonna go for the 2 escort special here in Brazil but im loosing my mind

I've placed this text in the google-ator, put it back into it's native portuguese, and then reconstituted it into the Queen's English: See if this helps!

So, I've consorted with escorts until celebrating my eighteenth birthday. By happenstance, I was recently visiting Brazil and attended a gay bar with the relative of a friend.

As the evening progressed, I made the acquaintance of a unclockable transgender, who hinted at her real "equipment"! I threw caution to the wind, got extremely intoxicated, and ended up accepting her invitation to accompany her home!

Except that her home is in the middle of a "favela", one of the notoriously dangerous neighbourhoods in Brazilian cities, and not only that, I haven't a phone (and even if I did, it would have done me no good, as I neglected to get my cousin's number). What a wanker I can be!

I did have my Lord Nelson compass from my days in the Army Cadet Force, and the strong British genetic makeup that permitted us to colonise so many far-off lands, so I skillfully navigated my way out of the dangerous surroundings, and back to my host's home.

But here is my dilemma: My heart has been broken by the comely young transgender lass. I've tried other prostitutes, but none compare to the woman I met that night.

I'll probably end up taking some strange Amazon psychedelic root to take my mind off of her, which will either end up distracting me...or causing me to write pages and pages of incomprehensible gibberish, worsened by my lack of punctuation and complete non-use of the return key...

And so it comes down to this question: Am I gay?

[MdR Dave]

LOL! I believe that's 1000 internets to bubbski.

[Will Riker]

LOL!!!!! What? Beg your pardon...? Where are you Bubbski from, anyway? Write in you native language, pls. Maybe some fella understands and can translate. I´m really curious now.