Want ts gf soo bad i let one get away

[bubbski]

I am a citizen of the world.

I repeat: Eu sou um cidadão do mundo
To Be Clear: Soy un ciudadano del mundo
To put it another way: Aš esu pasaulio pilietis
Diplomatically said: Je suis un citoyen du monde
When speaking as a Coast Guard Commander: Io sono un cittadino del mondo, cazzo!

[Chuck]

I've placed this text in the google-ator, put it back into it's native portuguese, and then reconstituted it into the Queen's English: See if this helps!

So, I've consorted with escorts until celebrating my eighteenth birthday. By happenstance, I was recently visiting Brazil and attended a gay bar with the relative of a friend.

As the evening progressed, I made the acquaintance of a unclockable transgender, who hinted at her real "equipment"! I threw caution to the wind, got extremely intoxicated, and ended up accepting her invitation to accompany her home!

Except that her home is in the middle of a "favela", one of the notoriously dangerous neighbourhoods in Brazilian cities, and not only that, I haven't a phone (and even if I did, it would have done me no good, as I neglected to get my cousin's number). What a wanker I can be!

I did have my Lord Nelson compass from my days in the Army Cadet Force, and the strong British genetic makeup that permitted us to colonise so many far-off lands, so I skillfully navigated my way out of the dangerous surroundings, and back to my host's home.

But here is my dilemma: My heart has been broken by the comely young transgender lass. I've tried other prostitutes, but none compare to the woman I met that night.

I'll probably end up taking some strange Amazon psychedelic root to take my mind off of her, which will either end up distracting me...or causing me to write pages and pages of incomprehensible gibberish, worsened by my lack of punctuation and complete non-use of the return key...

And so it comes down to this question: Am I gay?

I need this google-ator app for my Android. Does it work on incomprehensible text messages too?

[Chuck]

Seriously though, I hope that Final Fantasy 9 is OK and this did not end up actually being his final fantasy.

[Will Riker]

LOL!!!!! What? Beg your pardon...? Where are you Bubbski from, anyway? Write in you native language, pls. Maybe some fella understands and can translate. I´m really curious now.

The question goes to Finalfantasy9 and not as I posted before.

Sorry about that Bubbski. You did it well.

regards

[finalfantasy9]

Riker i lived in the us of a most my life then in brazil for 2 years

Fluent in both languages

For those who dont understand i had the chance to fuck a tranny for free, but because of no cell phone, money ect. Could not go to the ghetto

I then freaked out got, with an escort next day, but now am extremely freakin horny and frakin out. So.. I wrote on this site dont ask i dont know why still freaking out

[mealticket]

umm just go to the bar again, she probably goes there a lot

[finalfantasy9]

Its really far from where i live i have her number but i dont know if im gonna call her, it was kinda in the moment you know...

[Chuck]

You have her number? And you're putting yourself through all if this?!?!?! There are quite a few words in the english language that describe you at this moment.

[Dkg]

Chuck, I could tihnk of a few.....but seriously, why don't you have a cell phone? or at least your cousin's friends phone number?? sounds like you screwed yourself on this one

[mealticket]

okay so you are complaining that you missed out on a beautiful girl but you have her number? dude call her, if not stop complaining...either you want to fuck this beautiful ts or not...