Those Darn Pork Chops Got Me Again

[Dino Velvet]

OK, there's no irony unless one of you kind folks can find some. When I cook I really get into it and grease is hot sometimes. Flip those sumbitches and get a tsunami of hot grease flying right at me. Got the hands and the inside of my right forearm good but the pork chops were delicious.

[onmyknees]

OK, there's no irony unless one of you kind folks can find some. When I cook I really get into it and grease is hot sometimes. Flip those sumbitches and get a tsunami of hot grease flying right at me. Got the hands and the inside of my right forearm good but the pork chops were delicious.

Dino...you live in LA man. What the hell are you doing frying anything? Tell me you have an outside grill...

[Dino Velvet]

Dino...you live in LA man. What the hell are you doing frying anything? Tell me you have an outside grill...

I'm like a 280 lb Paula Dean, y'all.

[Ineeda SM]

Sorry about the burns buddy, but at least the chops were delicious.

[Dino Velvet]

Sorry about the burns buddy, but at least the chops were delicious.

Need to get batteries for smoke alarm. Should've went bonkers.

[Ineeda SM]

Need to get batteries for smoke alarm. Should've went bonkers.

Ha! If the alarms don't go off with all of that "OTHER" smoke in the house, then they must be broken. LOL

[Dino Velvet]

Ha! If the alarms don't go off with all of that "OTHER" smoke in the house, then they must be broken. LOL

Forgot about the other smoke. Side effect???

[Ineeda SM]

Forgot about the other smoke. Side effect???

Hell Dino, you mean "Cause and effect".

[ValerieNelson]

Well at least you got even with those Pork Chops. They put up a good fight, but in the end. . .you ate them up.

[Dino Velvet]

Ineeda, you just reminded me it's time to get high. Thanks for being a positive influence. Still got 3 pork chops and some fries left for Midnight Munchies. I try to limit my amount of reckless behavior in the kitchen when I use drugs.