Illegal Activities you have done...

[NatashaLover]

So what things have you done illegaly lately?

[Dino Velvet]

You mean say right here?

[NatashaLover]

You mean say right here?

well yes but please dont mention all the hitman work you have done.

[Dino Velvet]

well yes but please dont mention all the hitman work you have done.

The closest thing I do to that is beating my meat while looking at your picture.

[RallyCola]

the last law i broke was speeding about an hr ago.

[Odelay]

I pee'd on the US Capitol Bldg. Might not have been a felony but surely it's a misdemeanor. This was long before 9/11. These days you wouldn't get within 50 feet of it after a late night drinking binge.

[Dino Velvet]

I referred to my cell phone as a "detonator" at City Hall security check-in as a joke recently. Not sure if that's illegal but it sure was mischievous.

[onmyknees]

While moving an ex girlfriend to a new apartment, I ripped the tag off her mattress and discarded it. All those arrests don't count....I was innocent.

[goliath_91710]

I've had sex in public more times than I can remember. And if sodomy is illegal in Nevada, then I've broken that law too.

[giovanni_hotel]

Ripped off a dealer in college and tried to sell his stash of 200 XTC pills.
Instead ended up co-hosting the most intense party eva....ah 'senior slide'.

You'd be surprised how many eager chicks show up to party when you're giving out X for free.