What Is The Wrongest Thing You've Ever Jerked Off To?

[RallyCola]

I actually felt a little shame .lol

http://h2porn.com/videos/farting-doctor-part-1/

that's not as bad as doing to to 2 girls 1 cup or 4 girls fingerpainting which is what one friend likes to say he did. i don't think he did...i think he just likes people's reactions when he said he fapped to it

[Willie Escalade]

That scene in Fatal Attraction where "Shooter" power-anals his shrink...

And I'm a bit EMBARRASED to say it, but this as well...

[RallyCola]

i don't think i was fapping yet, because i was too young seeing as this show went off the air when i was 10, but oh, did i imagine stripping off Roxy's spandex (well all of the misfits) and eating their vag and ass out.



is it wrong that at 10, i was already dreaming of tonguing out a girl?

[sheyum]

all kidding aside.
this is a great thread BTW

[trish]

What Is The Wrongest Thing You've Ever Jerked Off To?

I don't know...maybe this ->

[tsdvdman]

Shamelessly...these three women's legs on numerous occasions whenever I got the chance. AND I hate Elizabeth Hassleback..lol

[Brandi Boots]

I don't know...maybe this ->

Top 3 Things I can say about this:

#3. She looks like that robot girl from Transformers 2, but just has a different tip on the end.

#2. If I french kissed her she could shoot directly into my stomach, no throat necessary.

and #1. I have heard of Dick Breath but sheesh!

[Dino Velvet]

i don't feel like its being a good samaritan. if a young hot thing wants to get laid, she can be selective because of all the attention she is getting. when an old chick gets attention, if she still likes some good dick, she will get right to the point.

when i started grad school, i was 24. I went to a conference and met my mentors old boss. She was 56 but she really took care of herself. several drinks later at one of the mixers, i told her one fantasy was to come up behind a chick in the culture hood (a sterile environment), lift her lab coat, bend the girl into the hood and have my way with her from behind. she response was "i've got a lab coat..." and well, that's one fantasy off the bucket list.

Nice post, buddy. I still stand by the Good Samaritan thing as it adds some sort of kink for me. That's just for me.

I don't know...maybe this ->

You never disappoint, sweetheart. I still remember what you said the other day. Love 'ya to pieces, baby, and you know it.

Shamelessly...these three women's legs on numerous occasions whenever I got the chance. AND I hate Elizabeth Hassleback..lol

I don't know you very well but I would think that Elizabeth Hassleback would be excellent fodder for an angry jerk off session for you. The trash you must yell while sitting on the toilet. My neighbors hear weird stuff outta me too.

[HbgDon]

Talking to my buddies girlfriend on the phone. I rubbed it out all while talking to her.

[Erika1487]

Drumroll please.......................


My great grandmother's Eletrolux floor model 'G' was my frist love......and quite possibly the greatest 'flesh light' ever invented.

It was my responsibility to sweep her basement floor when I would go for visits and change the vacuum bag and afterwords

Btw this is not my great grandmothers vacuum it's just the only photo I could find of the same model...