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01-04-2012 #1
What Is The Wrongest Thing You've Ever Jerked Off To?
Listening to 2 cats fucking in the bushes. They were really good at it though.
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01-04-2012 #2
Re: What Is The Wrongest Thing You've Ever Jerked Off To?
Jeanine Pirro
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01-04-2012 #3
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01-04-2012 #4
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i would have to say the scene in shadownboxer where cuba gooding jr is fucking helen mirren and then shoots her in the head.
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01-04-2012 #5
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01-04-2012 #6
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The Queen of Soul's nipple's are Quarter Pounder w/cheese patties.
I might pull it to Pirro again. She's not cross-eyed while I Punish Percy to her. I take the liberty to shave a few years off too. She's faced a certain type of public humilation and I think she's the type of Italian woman who might want to get revenge by siphoning out every drop out of every ball bag in Westchester County. I know that old broad hasn't sucked her last cock yet.
Speaking of judges, I totally work myself over to Judge Milian of The People's Court. She yells at me in Puerto Rican the whole session.
Time to dishonor her honor.
Oh my God. She's hot!
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01-04-2012 #7
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i've actually meet her. she has a smoking body for a 50 year old but but her face isn't all that special. if i had the opportunity to hit that, i would, but just to say i did because there are plenty of other 50 yr old celebs that do it for me more than her.
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01-04-2012 #8
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01-04-2012 #9
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I actually felt a little shame .lol
http://h2porn.com/videos/farting-doctor-part-1/
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01-04-2012 #10
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i don't feel like its being a good samaritan. if a young hot thing wants to get laid, she can be selective because of all the attention she is getting. when an old chick gets attention, if she still likes some good dick, she will get right to the point.
when i started grad school, i was 24. I went to a conference and met my mentors old boss. She was 56 but she really took care of herself. several drinks later at one of the mixers, i told her one fantasy was to come up behind a chick in the culture hood (a sterile environment), lift her lab coat, bend the girl into the hood and have my way with her from behind. she response was "i've got a lab coat..." and well, that's one fantasy off the bucket list.
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