Press Release: Human has 100 surgeries to become clown!

[Felicia Katt]

I'd say something stupid like "can't we all just get along",

a long what?

meow

FK

[hondarobot]

Hehe, that works, I guess we'll see what happens next.

Ya never know, but Pandora still kept Hope in the box. . .

[tsntx]

my cat pics more fun then yours...

[sexxxylexi]

my cat pics more fun then yours...

LMFAO

[Vicki Richter]

sinc i am the human clown i decided for my next party we will do a circus theme-

and vicki i extend my olive branch to you and invite you to come as a special guest- as the bearded lady

i hope u can make it

I have to ask... If I wear size 10 and Allanah wears size 9... 1 shoe size bigger makes me big foot? Hehe. I mean, that is not a BIG foot. Maybe it is big for a girl almost 5'7", but my mom is 5'5" and size 9. On the positive side, it is hypothetically possible that my one extra shoe size gave me about 4" more than Ms.XL in another area. I mean, if you believe the myth.

[AllanahStarrNYC]

girl if u wear a size 10 shoe my hips are 32 inches

[hwbs]

opcorn

[Vicki Richter]

girl if u wear a size 10 shoe my hips are 32 inches

But I do and your hips aren't. The funny thing is the clear shoes I am wearing in that pink skirt pic that I was using for my avatar used to be Danielle's... which are size 9 and obviously a bit too small for me. She gave them to me one night before we went out because I had only brought boots and she decided to dress the two of us. She had bought some new ones which were exactly the same, just new. Just the same, I don't love my feet either... which is why I always wear boots or bootie type shoes when I am not being a porn star. True story.

My mom is 5'5" and wears size 9 (womens obviously) and my dad is 5'4" and wears like a size 6 (mens obviously). It would be a stretch for me to be blessed with a true huge foot from genetics alone.

Now please explain the diet you went on to lose 10" off your hips.

Vicki

[Hugh Jarrod]

my cat pics more fun then yours...

I was using that, as my avatar over on Vicki's forum.

[Hugh Jarrod]

By the way I'm playing the roll of Switzerland on this topic.