Putt-Putt Poo-Poo Putt-Putt...

[Dino Velvet]

http://www.thebizarrenews.com/2011/1...runs-on-feces/

Not a wasteful person? This poop-powered bike might be the number one motorbike for you — and your number two. Japanese toilet manufacturer TOTO has created a bike that runs on feces. The human waste, which is stored in the driver’s seat, is turned into biofuel that powers the three-wheeled chopper, according to WTOP. The company says it hopes the bike will help raise environmental awareness and reduce CO2 emissions in bathrooms by 50 percent by 2017,motorcycle magazine Clutch and Chrome reports. The traveling toilet isn’t the product’s only eyebrow-raising feature: the bike can write messages in the air as it whizzes by, and the john can talk, Cincinnati City Beat blog points out.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

They should send you one of those things for FREE, Dino!!!

[RainMan]

I'd ride a bike that ran off shit so people no when I'm coming to get the fuck out of the way

[Dino Velvet]

They should send you one of those things for FREE, Dino!!!

It would be my "George Foreman Grill" of endorsements. Charmin has backed me for several decades. Expect to see me in new ads for Charmin Ultra-Brutal 4-Ply Asswipe.

[Luvs T Gyrls]

Dr. Oz would be proud

[Ineeda SM]

I have an idea that is similar to the Shit powered bike. What do ya think?

[Dino Velvet]

I have an idea that is similar to the Shit powered bike. What do ya think?

That thing probably makes his farts louder to alert other cars of impending doom.

[Ineeda SM]

That thing probably makes his farts louder to alert other cars of impending doom.

See! Think of the benefits. You get to eat, fart, power your bike, alert others to move out of your way, and it's safe for the environment. The only cost is for the beans.

My extended idea is to a a small flame behind him. Whe he farts, the methane ignites and propells him faster. I think it would work.