View Poll Results: Which do you pick up?
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Gun
12 50.00% -
Hockey Mask
7 29.17% -
Second Machete
5 20.83%
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11-17-2011 #1
You Have A Machete In One Hand...
... And on the floor you have the choice of a gun, a hockey mask, or a second machete. Which do you pick up?
Last edited by Dino Velvet; 11-17-2011 at 04:56 AM.
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11-17-2011 #2
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Re: You Have A Machete In One Hand...
Hockey mask- I think it's identified closely enough with homicidal maniacs to add some fear factor to the situation.
The gun's usefulness would be limited to the load it carried and a second machete would only get in the way.
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11-17-2011 #3
Re: You Have A Machete In One Hand...
Yep. Point a gun and people don't think you'll use it because of the noise. I already have one machete. What's left is all the fun terrorizing and chasing then chopping when they stumble and fall. The death look will reveal everything. Also the underwear.
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11-17-2011 #4
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11-17-2011 #5
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Re: You Have A Machete In One Hand...
Ontario Knife made great machetes for the military. About 15 or 20 years ago, though, they started using cheaper metal, and had to make the blade thicker for stability. They added a serrated edge to the top side of the blade, but they just don't sharpen as well. Also, they squared up the handle a little and made it a bit thicker and used cheaper plastic with a textured finish.
The older ones (thinner, smooth black handle, no serration) are still the best ones available, I believe. We have an inordinate number of them at the farm. I keep them stuck in a tall bucket of oily sand.
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11-17-2011 #6
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Re: You Have A Machete In One Hand...
I'd pick up the second machete. I already look intimidating enough to scare the shit out of anyone. But 2 machetes to cut off 2 heads are better than one.
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11-17-2011 #7
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11-17-2011 #8
Re: You Have A Machete In One Hand...
i would murder junkies
live with honour
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11-17-2011 #9
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11-17-2011 #10
Re: You Have A Machete In One Hand...
I have had that many problems with needle heads
live with honour
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