if you could make a film

[russtafa]

i would like to make an action adventure with a leading action star and a very sexy chicks with car chases ,fights and evil villains lots of blood shed and call it 9 INCH ,because right at the end the hero and his beautiful leading lady would make love and come out of the bedroom with a pained look on his face and his lady zipping up her jeans i.e nine inch and his buddys laughing and his lady smiling

[tsadriana]

u perve hahahahahahah

[russtafa]

that should traumatise a lot of teenage boys lol

[Stavros]

You've been watching too much porn, Russtafa.

[Dino Velvet]

i would like to make an action adventure with a leading action star and a very sexy chicks with car chases ,fights and evil villains lots of blood shed and call it 9 INCH ,because right at the end the hero and his beautiful leading lady would make love and come out of the bedroom with a pained look on his face and his lady zipping up her jeans i.e nine inch and his buddys laughing and his lady smiling

Samurai Cop is in terrible need of a sequel. Yakuza Boss Robert Z'Dar still answers on the third ring and is as authentic Japanese as Toshirô Mifune.

[arnie666]

Probably one about a famous British operation in WW2. The americans have a monopoly on WW2 these days, and people forget the large role the british and common wealth armed forces played. I also think there is shortage recently in hollywood generally of decent lads action films. What better than a good war film with men in it made for men ,lots of guns explosions and a heroic story.

You could even do one with the germans wehrmacht or even the Waffen SS, Iam sure there were plenty of heroic actions in those units we don't get to hear about and Iam think it's time we acknowledged it.

The falklands war while short in duration was seriously brutal ,traditional close quarter fighting British professional soldiers, from highly trained units against inexperienced conscripts. Iam sure a film could be made that would be a seller.

Iam sure you would have to glitz it up be adlib with the history to make a good movie,but I for one am sick of the same old same old hollywood shite. There is nothing for men to watch. And there are far too many remakes.

[Dino Velvet]

Probably one about a famous British operation in WW2. The americans have a monopoly on WW2 these days, and people forget the large role the british and common wealth armed forces played. I also think there is shortage recently in hollywood generally of decent lads action films. What better than a good war film with men in it made for men ,lots of guns explosions and a heroic story.

You could even do one with the germans wehrmacht or even the Waffen SS, Iam sure there were plenty of heroic actions in those units we don't get to hear about and Iam think it's time we acknowledged it.

The falklands war while short in duration was seriously brutal ,traditional close quarter fighting British professional soldiers, from highly trained units against inexperienced conscripts. Iam sure a film could be made that would be a seller.

Iam sure you would have to glitz it up be adlib with the history to make a good movie,but I for one am sick of the same old same old hollywood shite. There is nothing for men to watch. And there are far too many remakes.

Arnie, what are your favorite War Films? Any directors from the UK that you like? I'd like to see something I haven't seen yet.

Apocalypse Now is still my favorite on many levels. Brando was very inspiring.

If you like Apocalypse, check out Aguirre, The Wrath Of God. Great Kinski/Herzog film.

[Tina Francis]

I personally am entranced by the idea of the "forced feminization" concept.

Here is my outline:

Amy Daly, transsexual lesbian and America's favorite T-girl tomboy, is ripping around North Hollywood on her skateboard, keying cars that have "Yes on 8" bumper stickers, knocking over trash cans, giving church ladies the finger and just generally acting like a complete asshole, when suddenly a blinged out 'Clade jumps the curb in front of her. After recovering from her slide over the hood, She looks up and into the faces of Vanity and Tara Emory, who yank poor Amy to her feet and proceed to give her a good solid ass-kicking. After throwing her into the back, they haul ass back to their crib, but not before stopping at Home Depot for a case of Seal-Test.

Cut to one month later:

Amy is now unrecognizable from her previous self, but is a totally pumped out bitchin' fox, with the kind of curves that would make any Mexicali streetwalker proud to have. Mistress Sarina has used her remarkable make-up skills to perfection on our new girl, from her waist length extensions to her fur eyelashes and down to her perfect pedicure.

All four of our girls now have a delightful lingerie show, involving corsets and much champagne. I would like to work in a hot-tub scene.

If Grooby is interested they can PM me here.

[jerseyboy72]

I would have to remake Miami Vice the right way. Michael Mann's version was not so good. And I will cast Vivian Porto as the leading lady.

[Dino Velvet]

Always been a fan of The Great Silence. Great Spaghetti Western which the hero is horribly wounded like Fistful Of Dollars. The film builds him back up as a giant giving the audience hope only to have it taken away when he is shot in cold blood by Klaus Kinski. A woman grieves over the hero's body anguishing. She is shot. Credits roll. That's it.