Truckers Thread

[Rolando]

[Erika1487]

I drove a bus for the LACMTA...similar, but not really a truck driver.

Cool. My first driving Job was a Small ADA bus for handicap adults. I drove for them about a a yr in 1999.

[Erika1487]

[natina]

THOSE NO GOOD TRUCKERS

better version


THOSE NO GOOD TRUCKERS

Blowflys Rapp Rapp Dirty lyrics
by Blowfly

This is Blowfly, the master of class
And I`m here to sock some soul to your ass
Guys and girls, bull dikes and faggots
Gonna rap in your ear till your ass get ragged
If the world should end I`ll be under no string
I`d blast right off with my ding-a-ling
Gonna rap to you all motherfuckers
About my best friends, those no-good truckers
Ride down the road carryin` a load
Feelin` more sexy than a pregnant toad
Checkin` out the scene on my CB
`Cause I don`t want no bears fuckin` with me
That`s a big 10-4, good buddy
Smokin` weed, feelin` fine
When suddenly I see a blue light behind
Uh, caller dickhead, check out my crack
I think I got a bear on my back
He`s on my a** and that`s no joke
But I`m gonna eave that blue light motherfucker in the smoke
10-4
Said hih, ha, hih, ha, hih, ha, ha
Hih, ha, hih, ha, hih, heh, heh
1-2, I said fuck you
3-4, your mammy`s a w****
5-6, check out this d***, yeah
While I was goin` around the corner, doin` about 80
Lookin` between the thighs of some big p**** lady
While checkin` out the thigs of this fine, h**
I could tell she had a lotta ass below
But stopped up ahead for a bite to eat
I said, "Hey bitch, give me some of this fine meat"
She said, "I got it here, so come on with it
But just make sure you got enough meat to get it"
I said, "My hands are large, and my p**** is bigger
Just open up your eyes while I pull my trigger, yeah"
I grabbed the bitch by the hair and then headed for the room
She had a fine body, but a face like a coon
She sat on the bed and pulled off her clothes
As the funk from her p**** started f***in` with my nose
Suddenly I find that it all was a waste
`Cause there was a big penus starin` me in the face
I kicked it with my feet and hit it with my hand
What I thought was a bitch was nothin` but a man
An you know what I did then, huh
I said uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
Uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
And I got the hell out of there, that`s what I did
So I grabbed my s*** and got back in the truck
And I thought to myself, "What the fuck"
After messin` up my day and spoilin` my plans
I said to myself I can still use my hand
Thought about the fine bitch I had back home
And suddenly I couldn`t help but to play with my bone, yeah
While ridin` to the state of Alabama
In a little town where I loved around
I went in this bar, said "What the heck
Motherf***er no good redneck
Some a**hole at the end of the bar
Said, "Hey, nigger boy, do you know who you are"
I pulled out my dick and broke the bartenders glass
And I said, "All you motherfuckers can`t kick my ass"
I remember what my daddy said one night
He said, "Niggers penus% is bigger than whites"
But my black ass was in for a big surprise
`Cause that crackers dick was three times my size
And of course you know, that isn`t a big 10-4
Uh, I said, "Feets, don`t y`all fail me now
Let`s get the hell outta here"
He said, "Boy, I`m gon` kick your ass till your head turn blue
There ain`t nothin` I hate worser than a nigger or Jew"
I said, "Are you sure you wanna fuck with me
I`m a distant cousin to Muhammad Ali"
Suddenly his big penus began to shrink
He said, "Come on, boy, let`s have a drink"
Those rednecks in the corner started gettin` up outta their seats
Carryin` big clubs, wearin` white sheets
He said, "Listen nigger man
I`m the grand dragon of the Ku Klux Klan
He said, "There`s no nigger badder than me
Motherfuckers you and Muhammad Ali"
I threw my drink in his face and I started to run
As I felt the lead from his shotgun
I got in my rig and covered up my face
And I drove my truck threw that motherfuckin` place
H**s started to run with glass in their hair
And the cracker`s ass was flyin` everywhere
The grand dragon was on the ground with his a** bloody
And I looked at him, I said, "10-4, good buddy, yeah"
I reached in the seat and grabbed a bottle of wine
And I looked in the mirror and said, "I can`t stand myself sometimes, huh"
And then I said, I said uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
Uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
Uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah
I`m the boss with the shoot off
I`m the king with the ding-a-ling
I`m the hound with the crown
I`m the dog with it all
I`m the prince with dollar sense
I`m the king with the sweet thing, yeah
I said uh, I said ah
I said fee, fee, fum, fum, ooh, ooh, come, come
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ooh, ooh, ah, ah
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty

[Erika1487]

I never drove an 18 wheeler, but I drove a lumber delivery truck in the late seventies. It was a real dog of a truck and since it had a habit of shedding front wheels there weren't too many guys willing to drive it. But while that sounds pretty bad the wheels only fell off when the truck was going slow and turning hard. A few days after I started driving it I went to a place down along the river to pick up some poles for a barn we'd sold and the wheel fell off back where I was supposed to load. The guy driving the big Pettibone loader nearly fell off it, he was laughing so hard.

In the meantime I took a look at the wheel and discovered why this kept happening. The inner seal was shot and allowed all the axle grease to leak out in the course of about six months between the incidents and subsequent repairs. Having worked on cars a lot with my dad, I knew how much of pain it was to remove those old seals and replace them. I made sure the garage where we had the truck worked on was aware of my experience and that they return the used parts to us when we fixed the truck.

I briefly considered going to truck driving school when I was laid off from my factory job in 1994, but after watching a few bleary eyed drivers trying to reconcile their "official" logbooks and the ones they used to get paid for the time they really drove, I decided it would be better to go back and get my degree in Technical Writing.

I'm not at all sure that the CDL licenses intended to do away with the old practice of drivers maintaining licenses in every state they drive in has been such a good thing, because there seem to be a lot of people out there that don't understand truck driving driving the damned things.

It was a good idea to go back to school You know for the money you make in trucking when you consider how many real hours your behind the road it = 2 jobs when you count the real hrs :/

[Erika1487]

THOSE NO GOOD TRUCKERS



Blowflys Rapp Rapp Dirty lyrics
by Blowfly


This is Blowfly, the master of class
And I`m here to sock some soul to your ass
Guys and girls, bull dikes and faggots
Gonna rap in your ear till your ass get ragged
If the world should end I`ll be under no string
I`d blast right off with my ding-a-ling
Gonna rap to you all motherfuckers
About my best friends, those no-good truckers
Ride down the road carryin` a load
Feelin` more sexy than a pregnant toad
Checkin` out the scene on my CB
`Cause I don`t want no bears fuckin` with me
That`s a big 10-4, good buddy
Smokin` weed, feelin` fine
When suddenly I see a blue light behind
Uh, caller dickhead, check out my crack
I think I got a bear on my back
He`s on my a** and that`s no joke
But I`m gonna eave that blue light motherfucker in the smoke
10-4
Said hih, ha, hih, ha, hih, ha, ha
Hih, ha, hih, ha, hih, heh, heh
1-2, I said fuck you
3-4, your mammy`s a w****
5-6, check out this d***, yeah
While I was goin` around the corner, doin` about 80
Lookin` between the thighs of some big p**** lady
While checkin` out the thigs of this fine, h**
I could tell she had a lotta ass below
But stopped up ahead for a bite to eat
I said, "Hey bitch, give me some of this fine meat"
She said, "I got it here, so come on with it
But just make sure you got enough meat to get it"
I said, "My hands are large, and my p**** is bigger
Just open up your eyes while I pull my trigger, yeah"
I grabbed the bitch by the hair and then headed for the room
She had a fine body, but a face like a coon
She sat on the bed and pulled off her clothes
As the funk from her p**** started f***in` with my nose
Suddenly I find that it all was a waste
`Cause there was a big penus starin` me in the face
I kicked it with my feet and hit it with my hand
What I thought was a bitch was nothin` but a man
An you know what I did then, huh
I said uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
Uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
And I got the hell out of there, that`s what I did
So I grabbed my s*** and got back in the truck
And I thought to myself, "What the fuck"
After messin` up my day and spoilin` my plans
I said to myself I can still use my hand
Thought about the fine bitch I had back home
And suddenly I couldn`t help but to play with my bone, yeah
While ridin` to the state of Alabama
In a little town where I loved around
I went in this bar, said "What the heck
Motherf***er no good redneck
Some a**hole at the end of the bar
Said, "Hey, nigger boy, do you know who you are"
I pulled out my dick and broke the bartenders glass
And I said, "All you motherfuckers can`t kick my ass"
I remember what my daddy said one night
He said, "Niggers penus% is bigger than whites"
But my black ass was in for a big surprise
`Cause that crackers dick was three times my size
And of course you know, that isn`t a big 10-4
Uh, I said, "Feets, don`t y`all fail me now
Let`s get the hell outta here"
He said, "Boy, I`m gon` kick your ass till your head turn blue
There ain`t nothin` I hate worser than a nigger or Jew"
I said, "Are you sure you wanna fuck with me
I`m a distant cousin to Muhammad Ali"
Suddenly his big penus began to shrink
He said, "Come on, boy, let`s have a drink"
Those rednecks in the corner started gettin` up outta their seats
Carryin` big clubs, wearin` white sheets
He said, "Listen nigger man
I`m the grand dragon of the Ku Klux Klan
He said, "There`s no nigger badder than me
Motherfuckers you and Muhammad Ali"
I threw my drink in his face and I started to run
As I felt the lead from his shotgun
I got in my rig and covered up my face
And I drove my truck threw that motherfuckin` place
H**s started to run with glass in their hair
And the cracker`s ass was flyin` everywhere
The grand dragon was on the ground with his a** bloody
And I looked at him, I said, "10-4, good buddy, yeah"
I reached in the seat and grabbed a bottle of wine
And I looked in the mirror and said, "I can`t stand myself sometimes, huh"
And then I said, I said uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
Uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
Uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah
I`m the boss with the shoot off
I`m the king with the ding-a-ling
I`m the hound with the crown
I`m the dog with it all
I`m the prince with dollar sense
I`m the king with the sweet thing, yeah
I said uh, I said ah
I said fee, fee, fum, fum, ooh, ooh, come, come
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ooh, ooh, ah, ah
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty

Ok Natina you don't make me laugh much, but that got me

[needsum]

http://movieclips.com/XnWrG-from-dus...titty-twister/

[natina]

Originally Posted by natina

THOSE NO GOOD TRUCKERS

better version


THOSE NO GOOD TRUCKERS

Blowflys Rapp Rapp Dirty lyrics
by Blowfly

This is Blowfly, the master of class
And I`m here to sock some soul to your ass
Guys and girls, bull dikes and faggots
Gonna rap in your ear till your ass get ragged
If the world should end I`ll be under no string
I`d blast right off with my ding-a-ling
Gonna rap to you all motherfuckers
About my best friends, those no-good truckers
Ride down the road carryin` a load
Feelin` more sexy than a pregnant toad
Checkin` out the scene on my CB
`Cause I don`t want no bears fuckin` with me
That`s a big 10-4, good buddy
Smokin` weed, feelin` fine
When suddenly I see a blue light behind
Uh, caller dickhead, check out my crack
I think I got a bear on my back
He`s on my a** and that`s no joke
But I`m gonna eave that blue light motherfucker in the smoke
10-4
Said hih, ha, hih, ha, hih, ha, ha
Hih, ha, hih, ha, hih, heh, heh
1-2, I said fuck you
3-4, your mammy`s a w****
5-6, check out this d***, yeah
While I was goin` around the corner, doin` about 80
Lookin` between the thighs of some big p**** lady
While checkin` out the thigs of this fine, h**
I could tell she had a lotta ass below
But stopped up ahead for a bite to eat
I said, "Hey bitch, give me some of this fine meat"
She said, "I got it here, so come on with it
But just make sure you got enough meat to get it"
I said, "My hands are large, and my p**** is bigger
Just open up your eyes while I pull my trigger, yeah"
I grabbed the bitch by the hair and then headed for the room
She had a fine body, but a face like a coon
She sat on the bed and pulled off her clothes
As the funk from her p**** started f***in` with my nose
Suddenly I find that it all was a waste
`Cause there was a big penus starin` me in the face
I kicked it with my feet and hit it with my hand
What I thought was a bitch was nothin` but a man
An you know what I did then, huh
I said uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
Uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
And I got the hell out of there, that`s what I did
So I grabbed my s*** and got back in the truck
And I thought to myself, "What the fuck"
After messin` up my day and spoilin` my plans
I said to myself I can still use my hand
Thought about the fine bitch I had back home
And suddenly I couldn`t help but to play with my bone, yeah
While ridin` to the state of Alabama
In a little town where I loved around
I went in this bar, said "What the heck
Motherf***er no good redneck
Some a**hole at the end of the bar
Said, "Hey, nigger boy, do you know who you are"
I pulled out my dick and broke the bartenders glass
And I said, "All you motherfuckers can`t kick my ass"
I remember what my daddy said one night
He said, "Niggers penus% is bigger than whites"
But my black ass was in for a big surprise
`Cause that crackers dick was three times my size
And of course you know, that isn`t a big 10-4
Uh, I said, "Feets, don`t y`all fail me now
Let`s get the hell outta here"
He said, "Boy, I`m gon` kick your ass till your head turn blue
There ain`t nothin` I hate worser than a nigger or Jew"
I said, "Are you sure you wanna fuck with me
I`m a distant cousin to Muhammad Ali"
Suddenly his big penus began to shrink
He said, "Come on, boy, let`s have a drink"
Those rednecks in the corner started gettin` up outta their seats
Carryin` big clubs, wearin` white sheets
He said, "Listen nigger man
I`m the grand dragon of the Ku Klux Klan
He said, "There`s no nigger badder than me
Motherfuckers you and Muhammad Ali"
I threw my drink in his face and I started to run
As I felt the lead from his shotgun
I got in my rig and covered up my face
And I drove my truck threw that motherfuckin` place
H**s started to run with glass in their hair
And the cracker`s ass was flyin` everywhere
The grand dragon was on the ground with his a** bloody
And I looked at him, I said, "10-4, good buddy, yeah"
I reached in the seat and grabbed a bottle of wine
And I looked in the mirror and said, "I can`t stand myself sometimes, huh"
And then I said, I said uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
Uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
Uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah
I`m the boss with the shoot off
I`m the king with the ding-a-ling
I`m the hound with the crown
I`m the dog with it all
I`m the prince with dollar sense
I`m the king with the sweet thing, yeah
I said uh, I said ah
I said fee, fee, fum, fum, ooh, ooh, come, come
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ooh, ooh, ah, ah
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty

Ok Natina you don't make me laugh much, but that got me

Ok Natina you don't make me laugh much, but that got me

[Erika1487]

[onmyknees]

I drove an 18 wheeler for a spell when I came back from overseas and didn't feel like dealing with people.... Drove from northern Cali down into Mexico, then back to the east coast. Back then there was more drugs and toothless hookers at truck stops than in Bangkok ....and that's saying something. Too much coffee, greasy food, speed, and sleepless nights. It's not a healthy lifestyle as BJ and the Bear portrayed.