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    Default Re: Y do white people keep snakes as pets??

    Quote Originally Posted by giovanni_hotel View Post
    Go play with your Legos and have a Juice box, kid.

    'Lame queer piece of shit!'lol
    What was that supposed to do, hurt my feelings???

    Aren't there some cartoons on you should be watching???
    Mutha fucker please. I got more money in the bank than your broke down shoe shine porch monkey ass ever will!!! Simp ass bitch ass nigga go in your closet and find your dildo to suck on or stick up your ashy crusty hemroid filled ass nigga!

    It's funny how dumb little bitch ass porch monkeys like you ain't good for nothing with your mouth except sucking dick or cleaning urinals at the local high school!!



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    Marjorie Taylor Greene Is A Nice Lady Platinum Poster Dino Velvet's Avatar
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    Default Re: Y do white people keep snakes as pets??

    Quote Originally Posted by trish View Post
    Snakes can be fun, but only on a one time basis.
    I'll let my snake out of the basket after we finish a bottle of Knob Creek.



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    Default Re: Y do white people keep snakes as pets??

    Quote Originally Posted by LibertyHarkness View Post
    yeah but whats the point in a snake insect , spider etc its not like you can take them down the park for walks, cuddle up with them in bed etc ..

    other than just looking abit mad and groovy in a tank at home i dont see a purpose to them... may as well have a sheep as a pet in your garden as well ..
    Sheep -- pets with benefits.



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    Default Re: Y do white people keep snakes as pets??

    Money in the bank! That's a good one. Tell us another joke.


    "...I no longer believe that people's secrets are defined and communicable, or their feelings full-blown and easy to recognize."_Alice Munro, Chaddeleys and Flemings.

    "...the order in creation which you see is that which you have put there, like a string in a maze, so that you shall not lose your way". _Judge Holden, Cormac McCarthy's, BLOOD MERIDIAN.

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    Default Re: Y do white people keep snakes as pets??

    you can eat a sheep its great , they keep lawn tidy as well .. and you can shave them to stuff your pillowcases


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    Marjorie Taylor Greene Is A Nice Lady Platinum Poster Dino Velvet's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Merkurie View Post
    Sheep -- pets with benefits.
    Sheep Shagger Talk!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dino Velvet View Post
    I liked it so much I tried to do it myself. No health insurance so no Phoenix Splash on the concrete floor. Got trained by Bruce and Ross Hart for awhile in LA. I was a bumping machine but always landed on the same side which hurt like Hell. I learned how to gig myself too.
    Man you're crazy as they say you betta leave that shit for the professionals and even they be getting fucked up alot.

    I thought it was really fucked up when Bret The Hitman Heart was killed trying to come down from the ceiling.



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    Quote Originally Posted by trish View Post
    Money in the bank! That's a good one. Tell us another joke.
    Here's one I bet your ass stank!



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    Marjorie Taylor Greene Is A Nice Lady Platinum Poster Dino Velvet's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by slingblade View Post
    Man you're crazy as they say you betta leave that shit for the professionals and even they be getting fucked up alot.

    I thought it was really fucked up when Bret The Hitman Heart was killed trying to come down from the ceiling.
    Don't worry. I was gone when I found out about no insurance. I'm Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs and would be willing to half kill myself for a reaction if my hospital bills are paid for. You never thought I was normal, did you? My old football helmets hardly had any paint left on the front and the sticker was always pulled back. No brain, no pain. Hard Russian Head.



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    Quote Originally Posted by slingblade View Post
    Mutha fucker please. I got more money in the bank than your broke down shoe shine porch monkey ass ever will!!! Simp ass bitch ass nigga go in your closet and find your dildo to suck on or stick up your ashy crusty hemroid filled ass nigga!

    It's funny how dumb little bitch ass porch monkeys like you ain't good for nothing with your mouth except sucking dick or cleaning urinals at the local high school!!
    Bold and big font???


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