What If Julian Assange Gets To Be Cellies With Crazy Norway Dude?

[Dino Velvet]

I know it's different countries but there's a sit-com in there somewhere.

[robertlouis]

I know it's different countries but there's a sit-com in there somewhere.

You're certifiable, Dino. But in a nice way.

Shine on you crazy diamond.

[russtafa]

well they are both loonies

[Dino Velvet]

well they are both loonies

Never know what's gonna happen. I know who's the bottom though.

[Dino Velvet]

You're certifiable, Dino. But in a nice way.

Shine on you crazy diamond.

Thanks. I'm Prince Fucking Charming of the Sanitarium Basement.

[russtafa]

will Julian bend over for freedom of information ?

[Dino Velvet]

will Julian bend over for freedom of information ?

He can peck away at his laptop while he's gettin his shit pushed in Viking-style and be the best stooly on the cell block.


"Go to wikiprags.com to find out when the next batch of tits is coming in!"

[hippifried]

I don't know. Crazy Norway dude looks prissy to me. He ain't got gear now. that gun might have been making up for a dick that got him laughed at every time he ever pulled it out in front of anybody.

Assange, on the other hand, has a pecker that apparently works just fine. He's in trouble for putting it to use. The groupies were feeding him, housing him, buying him clothes & travel tickets, giving him cash, & fucking him too. The first one's complaint was that he bailed & hooked up with the other one. The other one's gripe was that the rubber blew out. Apparently, that's a crime up in Scandinavian pussyland.

Nah. I'm thinkin' it'd be that gun punk Sven, or Gunter, or Hagar the Horrible, or whatever his fucking name is, who'd be spreading his asscheeks for a real dick.

[Heather Moorland]

I guess you guys don't know much about scandinavian prissons.

Besides Ander Breivik (the Guy with the gun in Dinos's post) is a transvestite. The cops found loads of pictures with Ander Breivik in womans clothe when they rensaked his mothers house. His mother knew, but he wasn't open about it.

Julian Assange on the other hand may be the bad guy in the US, but in the rest of the world he is the hero.

[Odelay]

This was funny. And yes, we can still imagine a prison cell for both of them on the Norway-Sweden border.