My Memory Is Dog Shit

[doctor screw]

Drink blueberry juice,and ask your doctor about a B-Vitamin shot

[Jericho]

I write everything down, even if it's stuff I have to do around the house. I'm a big proponent of making lists.

Same here...When i can remember where i left the notepad and pen!

[hotnphx]

I feel like I'm going senile in my 40s. I forget shit all the time. I start sentences but can't figure out how to finish them. I've learned to let things go and pick them back up when I remember what to do with them.

Might help if you QUIT Smokin all that dope..
Also stay away from Taco Hell..

[robertlouis]

Dino, if all I could remember was dogshit I'd kill myself.

[aprilian]

My best freind is celebratinghis 40th today. On his FB page I told him
"Your not getting older,your getting better. This works until your 41 ,then your scewed!"

[dderek123]

Question: How many Alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: To get to the other side.

[maxpower]

Question: How many Alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: To get to the other side.

That's fuckin' funny

[maxpower]

BTW Dino, speaking of bad memory, Happy (belated) Birthday, dude.

[BraveHeartz]

Dude, remember that $20 you borrowed? You haven't paid me back yet man.


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[CORVETTEDUDE]

It's all that TACO HELL.....really!!!