C'mon you bitches...

[Odelay]

I'm one lousy profile visit from reaching 500! That's a great number and I want to get there, but I need help from one of you. Doesn't have to be one of the hot sexy hung angels, although that would be nice. It can be one of the random dudes who seem to like my avatar and then decide they want to friend me for some bizarre reason.

[TsVanessa69]

i fixed it for ya!

[spko]

499 people probably want your cock

[Odelay]

i fixed it for ya!

Hey thanks, Vanessa. Was great hanging with you a few weeks back at Ed and Colleen's big Party. Couldn't ask for a better 500th visitor to my humble little profile page.

499 people probably want your cock

I'd settle for one if it was the right person.

[BigDF]

Ok, Odelay, I jumped over there again and added to your total and also sent you a friend request, not because I want your cock, though, but because like me, you are a gray beard.

[Dino Velvet]

2,143 people wanna smell my farts.

[robertlouis]

2,143 people wanna smell my farts.

Wow, that's some facebook page you've got there, Dino!

And congrats Odelay. You're one of the nicer guys in here.

[ValerieNelson]

Added to the views.

[Dino Velvet]

Wow, that's some facebook page you've got there, Dino!

And congrats Odelay. You're one of the nicer guys in here.

What's Facebook? I just sneak in the ladies' room and write my own name on the wall. Calls are coming in a little slower than expected but I remain optimistic.

[ValerieNelson]

What's Facebook? I just sneak in the ladies' room and write my own name on the wall. Calls are coming in a little slower than expected but I remain optimistic.

So you're Stinky Finger!!!??? Geez! I've seen those signatures from Texas to Florida. You gets around.