solar storms katrina 1000 times?

[addicted]

http://www.garynull.com/home/gary-nu...ina-times.html

[ILuvGurls]

WTF was all that

[dgs925]

Yeah, I didn't look past the part where the author is labeled an expert on "Holistic wellness".

[Teydyn]

Gary Null? Solar Storm? Take a few vitamins and you are good to go...

Funny how something traveling at a speed close to that of light takes 20-30 hours to reach earth. Thats slower by a factor of 200. Not close...

So much false, so much wrongly interpreted information its sad.

[SirCumsAlot]

I saw how long the article was and didnt give it a chance. If we get hit by a solar flare I worry about it then. Put on my shades and sunblock

[FistFuk]

This approaching Coronal Mass Ejection Apocalypse is, in fact, an event that will happen on December 21st, 2011, at exactly 12:34:42 AM GMT.

There is a chance to escape the End Of Most Human Life though, and I know how to do it. I can't go into details obviously, because the Bavarian Freemasons are keeping a close Eye on the internet, but I can offer a chance for a select few worthy individuals.

I will need DNA saliva samples, which should be provided via the medium of being placed on $100 USA paper bills. The $100 bill was designed to almost perfectly isolate and preserve various elements of the human genome profile (which is another secret plot, but it won't matter soon). To increase chances of an accurate sample being received it's best to send 100 samples on 100 individual bills (or more).

Once I have an accurate DNA identity, I can enter that individual into a clandestine Black Op Government database. I can't explain more.

Beyond that, you'll just have to purchase an AM capable transistor radio, and be listening at the time of the Cataclysm to 520 kHz. Covert FCC radio waves, via GPS transmission, will take your body Out Of Phase with the Earths magnetic field momentarily, and you'll live on to blaze your own path in a strange and savage world full of adventure.

Results are guaranteed. If you don't survive the Apocalypse, all money will be refunded with interest.

Fjord

[Helvis2012]

I wouldn't take this guy too seriously.

[FistFuk]

I wouldn't take this guy too seriously.

I already raked in $10 million. I'm off to Monte Carlo.

[Helvis2012]

I already raked in $10 million. I'm off to Monte Carlo.

Exactly.

[trish]

Relax, it's not 2012 yet. Sheesh!