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    Senior Member Platinum Poster Prospero's Avatar
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    I like a big dong
    but you're king kong



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    Default Re: Does it hurt?

    Too big a cock gets your pink sock.

    Your face will have the look of someone meaner 'cuz up yer butt's a big ole wiener.



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    Quote Originally Posted by EvonRose View Post
    enough sucking and more fucking, i wanna cum and when I'm done finish in my bum...
    Evon and Prospero, you remember that thread called the raunchiest song in the world?

    First of all, I think the three of us have probably just written it, and secondly, with those two lines, Evon has topped all that's gone before.

    And I use the word "topped" advisedly.


    But pleasures are like poppies spread
    You seize the flow'r, the bloom is shed

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    Pick a lass with a cock
    that's as hard as a rock



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    Quote Originally Posted by robertlouis View Post
    Evon and Prospero, you remember that thread called the raunchiest song in the world?

    First of all, I think the three of us have probably just written it, and secondly, with those two lines, Evon has topped all that's gone before.

    And I use the word "topped" advisedly.
    In fact, I may well pull these and other contributions together and turn them into a 12 bar blues on a home recording to be made available to an exclusive clientele.......


    But pleasures are like poppies spread
    You seize the flow'r, the bloom is shed

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    My life is a bore just sitting here, playing with my breast but they're sore..



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    Quote Originally Posted by EvonRose View Post
    My life is a bore just sitting here, playing with my breast but they're sore..
    Look Evon, we're both involved in the music business - I'll give you first refusal on the completed song!


    But pleasures are like poppies spread
    You seize the flow'r, the bloom is shed

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    ell as a musician I am sure you know the drill (and I use that word advisedly)



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    well lets just say that my vocal range can go from the very bottom to the very top. My voice has the perfect vibrato and it penetrates trough ones hole.



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    It penetrates through one's hole? Jesus - that sounds really interesting evon. You gotta sing me a lullaby sometime.



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