It's all fun and games until. . .

[MdR Dave]

. . .someone points a gun at the monkey.

Learned this the hard way recently. I know it sounds ridiculous- there's a story behind it I don't want to tell and you don't want to hear.

But tell me- how would you finish that sentence? True life experience, s'il vous plait.

[NaughtyJane]

I always liked "Everybody is a hard ass, until the shit hits the fan".

[raybbaby]

..until you realize she expects you to pay her for "services rendered". D'oh!

[MdR Dave]

That hardly fits the format, darling, but I like it.

That sentiment is echoed in a lot of writing. One of my all-time favorite iterations is "out in the world talkin' $hit, you the $hit, but hit the pen and let a motherfu€ker shank ya'".

Now drop some wisdom on me: it's all fun and games until. . .

[MdR Dave]

..until you realize she expects you to pay her for "services rendered". D'oh!

Oral agreements must be made prior to service in order to be binding! You keep your money, but still. . .

That would be a tough one to take.

[giovanni_hotel]

...until she says you kiss just like her brother!!!

[MdR Dave]

...until she says you kiss just like her brother!!!

I grew up in Appalachia- that one IS tough.

But you feel better when she says your dick is bigger. . .

[Dino Velvet]

It's all fun and games until...

... somebody gets Pink Sock'd.

[MdR Dave]

... somebody gets Pink Sock'd.

They say a picture is worth a thousand words.

I say thank you, Dino, for choosing to be concise!

[south ov da border]

the Xanax and liq wear off and you wake up remembering NADA...