Is It Possible That God And Satan Are In Cahoots?

[Dino Velvet]

It'd be the ultimate swerve and explain the plot holes in The Bible. The Lord works in mysterious ways and has a friend with a dark sense of humor that keeps different hours.

[muh_muh]

i think youll find the simpler more or less historically accurate and thus more likely explanation for the plot holes is that its a bunch of made up stories from hundreds of different sources collected into an almost but not quite coherent... id hate to call it narrative but lets go with that

[Dino Velvet]

i think youll find the simpler more or less historically accurate and thus more likely explanation for the plot holes is that its a bunch of made up stories from hundreds of different sources collected into an almost but not quite coherent... id hate to call it narrative but lets go with that

I wish I was older and wrote The Bible. The shit I would make people do.

[russtafa]

the bible was a history with miracles for explanations of events taking place

[hippifried]

It's a bet between 'em to see who can collect the most souls.
Not sure what the stakes are. Maybe ownership of purgatory?

[robertlouis]

It'd be the ultimate swerve and explain the plot holes in The Bible. The Lord works in mysterious ways and has a friend with a dark sense of humor that keeps different hours.

If Satan = Mammon, then definitely yes.

It's called capitalism.

[russtafa]

and socialists are the devils children

[Prospero]

Dino - brilliant stuff. Keep it coming you old devil, you.
Of course the real devils on here don't have a sense of humour....

[robertlouis]

Dino - brilliant stuff. Keep it coming you old devil, you.
Of course the real devils on here don't have a sense of humour....

Sorry, I didn't get that.......

[trish]

There is no Satan. God just gets tempted and slips down the dark side every once in a while. (heavy asthmatic breathing) Duck, there He goes again!