Is It Wrong To Ejaculate In A Lady's Mouth If You Had Asparagus For Dinner?

[Dino Velvet]

I know it makes your pee smell like death but what about the custard? Ladies?

[Nivek]

WOW, wait.. No, just WoW....

[princevince89]

LMAO man these are so funny and not getting old at all. This is such well thought out and clever comedy.

[robertlouis]

I know it makes your pee smell like death but what about the custard? Ladies?

Shouldn't that be hollandaise, Dino?

[TsJizelle]

Shouldn't that be hollandaise, Dino?

mmm now i want egg's Benedict extra hollandaise please!!

[Brandi Boots]

I saw an episode of Man Vs Food that showed Hash House a Go Go in Las Vegas....
they had a HUGE Benedict with a ton of sauce on top....
Sadly, it looks like way more than I could handle, so i have to vote for "skip the hollandaise"

[Dino Velvet]

mmm now i want egg's Benedict extra hollandaise please!!

Breakfast is served, my dear. Nice and messy and made with love.

[TsJizelle]

you better dash some paprika on that shit!!!! what do you think this is..denny's?? hahahaha (we don't even have these in Canada)

[Dino Velvet]

you better dash some paprika on that shit!!!! what do you think this is..denny's?? hahahaha (we don't even have these in Canada)

Denny's doesn't squeeze that much Hollandaise on your eggs unless you're extremely rude to the kitchen staff. My inspiration is your beauty. Here's your Paprika. Care for some cock to go with it?

[Dino Velvet]

Seems like you're enjoying your breakfast. You're my favorite customer.