who IS Dino Velvet??

[onmyknees]

I can't change a tire. I'd force someone else to especially if they were illegal. I'm better at destroying things than fixing them.

lmao...force them at gun point?

[GentsPreferTS]

Seems like a cool guy, and by that I mean he likes metal.

[Dino Velvet]

lmao...force them at gun point?

Yeah, kinda goes without saying if you know me. When I don't have a gun in my pocket I have one within reach. Right now I could reach 4 but I only have 2 hands.

[GentsPreferTS]

Yeah, kinda goes without saying if you know me. When I don't have a gun in my pocket I have one within reach. Right now I could reach 4 but I only have 2 hands.

Whataya shooting these days?

[Dino Velvet]

Whataya shooting these days?

California stinks for gun laws so I have a hard time breaking out the long guns. Just found out 2 are now illegal. They change the laws all the time and expect us to comply but I don't.

Anyway, off my soapbox. I take the same guns to the range, 2 revolvers and 2 semis. They are Sig P220 .45 ACP, Glock 22 .40 S&W, Smith & Wesson 629 Classic .44 Mag, and Smith & Wesson 686 Plus .357 Mag.

The Sig is what I grab when I hear a strange noise.

[theone1982]

Dino is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

[Dino Velvet]

Dino is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

You make me sound like Jeff Hardy. Geez, thanks.

[theone1982]

You make me sound like Jeff Hardy. Geez, thanks.

Lol! It's true! You are also a charismatic enigma!

[Dino Velvet]

Lol! It's true! You are also a charismatic enigma!

I think he's fatter than I am now.

[MdR Dave]

He is the "Other Most Interesting Man in the World"

He's a lover, not a fighter; but he's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas."
"He is the life of parties he has never attended, except for the tranny parties."
"His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body."
"He can speak French... in Russian."
"He once punched a magician. That's right. You heard me."
"If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the strong urge to thank him."
"If he patted you on the back, you would put it on your resume."
"He once taught a dog to bark... in Spanish."
"Sharks have a week dedicated to him."
"He lives vicariously... through himself."
"He once had an awkward moment, just to see what it felt like."
"When in Rome, they do as he does."
"Alien Abductors have asked him to probe them."
"He doesn't always fuck women but when he does, he prefers them to be transsexuals".

In short, he always shocks the conscience yet never fails to amuse.

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