who IS Dino Velvet??

[sheyum]

who IS Dino Velvet??

[MdR Dave]

I like to think some questions are better left unanswered.

Like, what goes into sausage?

He seems like a decent guy. Cares about the girls here. A little whacked, it seems, but in control personally and always there for a good word. Most brutal toward himself.

You could do worse if you're looking for someone to emulate online.

[russtafa]

top bloke should have been an Aussie

[hippifried]

Talks a lot of shit.

[kukm4]

[MdR Dave]

Talks a lot of shit.

Ah, double entendre- well done!

[Dino Velvet]

top bloke should have been an Aussie

Perfectly happy being American but I'll take what you said as a compliment.

[Bobzz]

He is the "Other Most Interesting Man in the World"

He's a lover, not a fighter; but he's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas."
"He is the life of parties he has never attended, except for the tranny parties."
"His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body."
"He can speak French... in Russian."
"He once punched a magician. That's right. You heard me."
"If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the strong urge to thank him."
"If he patted you on the back, you would put it on your resume."
"He once taught a dog to bark... in Spanish."
"Sharks have a week dedicated to him."
"He lives vicariously... through himself."
"He once had an awkward moment, just to see what it felt like."
"When in Rome, they do as he does."
"Alien Abductors have asked him to probe them."
"He doesn't always fuck women but when he does, he prefers them to be transsexuals".

In short, he always shocks the conscience yet never fails to amuse.

[onmyknees]

Dino is stand up guy, but he'd prefer to be laying down with a bottle of cheap scotch wiskey in one hand and Bella in the other ! He's the type of guy you probably wouldn't want to fuck with if you were buring an American flag, or purse snatching some old lady's bag, but if you had a flat tire along the freeway....he'd be there for ya. He wears his heart on his sleeve, and his Tacos on his shirt. lol

[Dino Velvet]

Dino is stand up guy, but he'd prefer to be laying down with a bottle of cheap scotch wiskey in one hand and Bella in the other ! He's the type of guy you probably wouldn't want to fuck with if you were buring an American flag, or purse snatching some old lady's bag, but if you had a flat tire along the freeway....he'd be there for ya. He wears his heart on his sleeve, and his Tacos on his shirt. lol

I can't change a tire. I'd force someone else to especially if they were illegal. I'm better at destroying things than fixing them.