Drunk Posting

[buckjohnson]

I have made 950 postings. I estimated 847 have been made drunk. If my drunk calculations are correct...= 89%

Can anyone top that?

Does that make me Dr. Drunkenstien?

By the way, I did open, for the first time, a kim thread. Being drunk could not lessen the horror of the cock shot.

[Jericho]

Naw, just makes you a drunken shithead...Like the rest of us!
Sorry, your not special:

[Quiet Reflections]

75% of the time im drinking but I don't ever say anything important so it doesn't matter.

[Richctdude]

i always say the post entertaining things when im drunk or I think i do

[FiremanforTS]

I'm always sober on here. But then again, I am never on here at night.

[JohnnyX13]

The phone is where I do the most damage when I'm drunk!

[Yvonne183]

50% of my posts are made while high on drugs(I don't drink,, drugs and drink don't mix) These posts are my silly posts.

40% of my posts are when I am clinically insane, these are my serious posts of much intellect and insight. I am even amazed at these posts,, that I am able to put two sentences together and in these posts I usually only use two commas instead of the usual three that I use.

10% of my posts are when I am normal and I usually delete these posts right after I post them.

Also,, I have DID so that mixes things up even more.

Right now,, this post is being written while I am insane,, one of the 50%,, but not written by me but by an alter I have. My name is Lily.

K Bye

[Prospero]

Yvonne - you are brilliant, sane or mad as a hatter.

Me sober as a judge when I post here. Drunk or stoned i couldn't figure out how to use the keyboard.

[Dino Velvet]

I turn my computer off the moment I open the whiskey bottle. Most of my posts have been made while I have been 100% sober.

[flabbybody]

stay away from twitter and fb as well