The Amazing, Colossal Obuma speech Thursday

[Faldur]

We have the largest political event in the history of the world taking place on Thursday. Obuma will announce his long awaited, cannot wait any longer, (just let me finish my vacation and a few more rounds of golf), detailed plan on how to get this countries job creation rolling again.

He seems to be waining in the final hours to come up with a plan. So I figured the political geniuses here on Hung Angels could help the guy out by offering suggestions.

Mr. President, if you truly want to get this economy rolling again. Step before the joint session, look the teleprompter directly in the eye and say these words of salvation for the country. "I hereby resign as President of the United States." Instant 5.5% unemployment!

This sound bit of advice brought to you by the Hillary for 2012 committee.

[Silcc69]

Wait are you voting Democrat now? We could probably get unemployment down to 2% if we didnt have these corporations pillaging profits via cheap china labor.

[Dino Velvet]

Doing stretching exercises and watching old tapes as I prepare to have my socks knocked off Thursday. All that Hope & Change has me on Pins & Needles. Not sure if I'll be able to contain myself when the great one speaks.

[Stavros]

Mischievous and cynical as ever, Mr Faldur. Its a speech, not the second coming.

[Prospero]

Can't you even spell the name of your President, Mr Faldur.

[runningdownthatdream]

Can't you even spell the name of your President, Mr Faldur.

I think his tongue is planted in his cheek.....................

[Faldur]

Can't you even spell the name of your President, Mr Faldur.

Whoops! Let me correct that, obummer.. sorry about that.

[trish]

Faldur's an idiot, what else can you say?

[onmyknees]

Faldur's an idiot, what else can you say?

I can say you're a bitter, and at times a voluntarily ignorant partisan....but I don't hate you as much as you hate Palin !

[trish]

You can say it, but you'd be wrong as usual. I'm just being factual.
Awe OMK, do you actually hate me?? I don't hate you, or Sarah. Not even a little bit. It's sooo difficult to hate the pitiful. Now hang on to that ass of yours, I'm getting tired of handing it to you.