New Year's Resolutions for Bush

[chefmike]

New Year's Resolutions for our beloved chimp-in-chief

I think we can have some fun with this...

Save face and resign before you are impeached

Apologize for the senseless deaths that you have caused in Iraq

Apologize for appointing an unqualified crony as head of FEMA

Resolve to tell the truth at least once in a while

Fire Rumsfield

Attend a funeral for a soldier that you have sent to their death

Tell daddy that you realize that you're in over your head, and ask him to buy you another baseball team, or another oil field instead

Have Condaleeza Rice blow you in the oval office

Have your wife blow Condaleeza Rice in the oval office

Make a decision without asking Karl Rove first

Stop drinking (again)

[chefmike]

and...

Find something other than the Fourth Amendment to wipe your ass with

Restore the budget surplus that you so recklessly squandered. Maybe you can get a personal loan from your Saudi or Halliburton masters.

[blckhaze]

got one

spend one week a New Orleans

[chefmike]

Realize that God doesn't speak to you, perhaps it's the ghost of impeached, disgraced Richard ("tricky dick") Nixon having a little fun

Thank the bible-bangers for voting for you because of the gay marriage hysteria, despite the fact that Dickhead Cheney has a gay daughter

[bunzy]

Realize that God doesn't speak to you, perhaps it's the ghost of impeached, disgraced Richard ("tricky dick") Nixon having a little fun

Thank the bible-bangers for voting for you because of the gay marriage hysteria, despite the fact that Dickhead Cheney has a gay daughter

Eventually you said something that makes sense cooker;great post,I like the first one too.

[chefmike]

Realize that God doesn't speak to you, perhaps it's the ghost of impeached, disgraced Richard ("tricky dick") Nixon having a little fun

Thank the bible-bangers for voting for you because of the gay marriage hysteria, despite the fact that Dickhead Cheney has a gay daughter

Eventually you said something that makes sense cooker;great post,I like the first one too.

Are you lost again, little bunny wabbit? Run back to moronville, you might lose your seat at Ruby Tuesdays if you post over here...

[chefmike]

Find the Wizard of Oz and ask him for a brain, because you're going to need one of your own when Karl Rove goes to jail

[chefmike]

Learn the difference between democracy and theocracy

[Kramer]

How about:

Ignore crybaby liberals, that cant come to the realization that their ways are dead!

[chefmike]

How about:

Ignore crybaby liberals, that cant come to the realization that their ways are dead!

Brilliant, Von Kramer! Don't forget to remind monkey boy to continue to tell the nation that "they" hate us for our freedom...