Great Backhanded Compliments

[joeym75ld]

"He's so well-spoken."

Haha, the old standby for black athletes

[Buzz]

"I'd love to fuck your brains out but it looks like someone beat me to it."

[SpoogeMonkey]

I like this one:
A gal mentions her displeasure with her own weight. You say, "I actually like a woman with a few extra pounds on her."

You can't say that because she'll say "You calling me fat?"
You can't say you never noticed.
The best response is to tell her how sexy she is and now your going to fuck her hard. And really fuck her hard cos it should help shift those lardy bits she has.

[BigDF]

I received one of these once: "You're not as big an asshole as I thought you were." Why thank you ever so much.

[Dino Velvet]

I received one of these once: "You're not as big an asshole as I thought you were." Why thank you ever so much.

I do pretty much the same. "You're a great guy. I don't care what everyone else says."

[robertlouis]

"It's not all your fault". My ex.

[Bobby Domino]

"she's handsome"

[Jackal]

It takes a really brave person to wear an outfit like that to work.

[Ineeda SM]

"The red dress really hides your bloodshot eyes."

[Pelheckitt]

You could say "You don't smell that bad, though."

Fucking Perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!