Great Backhanded Compliments

[Jericho]

Wow, you really do see me as a women, don't you...That's going to take some getting used to!

[bighicknyc]

I'm somewhat passive-aggressive and I love these things. I don't know too many though. Got any good ones?

I like this one:
A gal mentions her displeasure with her own weight. You say, "I actually like a woman with a few extra pounds on her."

Just tell her it is her pants that make her look fat

[BluegrassCat]

I think it's great that you don't care what other people think about your appearance.

[robertlouis]

Just tell her it is her pants that make her look fat

Wife trying on new pants to husband:

Do these pants make my bum look big?

Husband to wife:

No luv, it's the pizza and chocolate that do that.

[LAGent4ts]

Prospective employer calling former employer for verification and reference "Yes, he worked here, and when he showed up, he was a great employee"

[fastingforlife]

Nice haircut, was it free?

said to girlfriend: What are you worrying about, you have very nice skin, the acne scars are barely noticeable.

Its great that you belong to a gym! Too bad you don't get to go there regularly. Whats that you say....you go every day, oh.