What female celebrities do you wish had a cock?

[Tadmirer]

Wow, love that pic of Jessica. LOL !

Very nice brock_fn.

[brock_fn]

the thing is ...... that "surprise" is mine.

i got a buddy to photoshop it on

[Miranda Jade Hussey]

Hi all, I'm new here. My Name is Miranda and I am a Shemale from Sacramento CA. If you want to check me out on myspace, my URL there is www.myspace.com/miranda_hussey. I am a performer by nature, a musician, and artist, and an aspiring model/actress. These are some celebs I'd like to see be Shemale, and the reasons why.


1) Courtney Cox; this way, when GGs look at her, instead of getting neurotic, they can say "yeah, well if I had been born male maybe I'd be that skinny too!"
2) Liz Hurley; just because she's so beautiful, I'd love to be able to claim her as a trans sister.
3) Tina Fey, because as adorable as she is, she'd be even cuter with a hard little she cock.
4) Leonardo Di Caprio; yes, hes a man, and not bad looking, but imagine the shemale that could be made out of that...
5) WWE Diva Victoria, because she looks enough like a very pretty T Girl, and the balls would explain the aggression...
6) Scarlet Johansen, shed be so hot with a nice erect woman dick, a big one like mine...
7) Courtney Love; Because the bitch rocks, I'm a rock and roll guitar slinging gal, and if someone else had made it in that field as a T Girl, I'd have an easier time finding a band as a trans woman (was in quite a few as the half assed man I was prior to transitioning).
Grace Slick, so it would be easier to break this to my family of ex hippies
9) Cindy Crawford; no GG should be THAT tall and still pretty.

and for you wrestling fans, in a similar vein to the crack about DiCaprio...

Ladies and Gentlmen, welcome your party hostess, the High Priestess of Rock and Rolla, the QUeen of Bling Bling, the Millenium Tranny

CHRIS-TINE JERICHO!!!

I hope at least I made you smile!

xoxo

Miranda Jade

[Eric420]

I'm sorry, but these photoshops have got me... uh... well... "happy"... hahaha... Maybe its just me, but a girl who has a cock is just hotter than a girl who has a vagina...

[Ecstatic]

Man, those photos of Sarah Michelle explain a lot! Buffy can stake me anytime. And to kill a vampire you need a wood(y) stake, right?

[lmw222001]

Miranda Jade Hussey Wrote:

Courtney Love; Because the bitch rocks, I'm a rock and roll guitar slinging gal, and if someone else had made it in that field as a T Girl, I'd have an easier time finding a band as a trans woman (was in quite a few as the half assed man I was prior to transitioning)

Drool Time

[Tadmirer]

Miranda Jade Hussey wrote:

I'm a rock and roll guitar slinging gal, and if someone else had made it in that field as a T Girl, I'd have an easier time finding a band as a trans woman

Did you see this link that was posted August 5th ???

http://abum.com/?show_media=9242

Not exactly "rock and rollers" but it's progress.

[ghostofbillhicks]

Jessica Simpson ... the very thought of her packing something extra ...

[Ironhead]

Jennifer Love Hewitt, Salma Hayek, Shakira, Beyonce, Keira Knightley, Deborah Wilson, Morgan Webb and post -Trim-Spa Anna Nicole Smith; you just know she's wild enough to do the things you're afraid to tell your gf turn you on.

[canihavu]

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