"Ain't Like We Ain't Kin And All"

[Dino Velvet]

My father's side is 100% Russian but on my mom's side there's a gaggle of Hillbillies from West Texas who think they have free hotel rooms every time they come to LA. They look like they're kept together with banjo strings and ignorance too.

There's this Japanese proverb, "Guests like fish. After 3 days they start to smell." I was going to tell them this but talk like that is too subtle for those mutants. I might be a Christian but they're Bible Thumpers who believe The Bible word for word mainly because they can't think for themselves. They sit in a chair like White Trash Royalty making judgements about me as they enjoy the free hospitality.

I hate them now. These Hayseeds are worse than Bin Laden. At least Osama didn't try to use my house as a hotel.

Happily, I now have my house back after 6 agonizing days. I'm about to piss in every corner and begin to retake my territory.

[Erika1487]

My father's side is 100% Russian but on my mom's side there's a gaggle of Hillbillies from West Texas who think they have free hotel rooms every time they come to LA. They look like they're kept together with banjo strings and ignorance too.

There's this Japanese proverb, "Guests like fish. After 3 days they start to smell." I was going to tell them this but talk like that is too subtle for those mutants. I might be a Christian but they're Bible Thumpers who believe The Bible word for word mainly because they can't think for themselves. They sit in a chair like White Trash Royalty making judgements about me as they enjoy the free hospitality.

I hate them now. These Hayseeds are worse than Bin Laden. At least Osama didn't try to use my house as a hotel.

Happily, I now have my house back after 6 agonizing days. I'm about to piss in every corner and begin to retake my territory.

Oh Dino you always put a sime on my face

I used to think I was a redneck until I visted my cousin down in Boone co WV
All I can say is wow. They would make your family look like the kardashian's

[russtafa]

hey Dino are they like the Beverly Hillbillies we don't have hillbillies in Aus

[maaarc]

sumatter Dino taint got no love for ya kin folk? did they make ya squeal like a pig forin they left your homestead ya'll should never have told um about the coprophagia - stuff like that will flat out rattle some folks

[robertlouis]

hey Dino are they like the Beverly Hillbillies we don't have hillbillies in Aus

Never been to Queensland then, Russ?

[russtafa]

Yes the gold coast with my ex?

[theone1982]

I'm right there with you Dino, my friend. I can't stand most of my family, and I dread holidays just for that reason. Nothing like people who think they can tell you what to do just because fate caused you to be related to them.

[Yvonne183]

Texas Hillbiilies,, West Virginia hillbillies,,,ha ha ha,, they ain't nothing compared to my Cajun relatives from the swamps of Louisiana. I just visited them last year for the first time and i gotta say,, they kinda scared me.

[Ineeda SM]

LMAO. Welcome back Yvonne. We missed you.

[theone1982]

Texas Hillbiilies,, West Virginia hillbillies,,,ha ha ha,, they ain't nothing compared to my Cajun relatives from the swamps of Louisiana. I just visited them last year for the first time and i gotta say,, they kinda scared me.

Are they like the people on that gator hunting show on the history channel? "Shoot da gatah! Shoot im!"