what would your superpower be?

[BellaBellucci]

Superpower? The 'Russians' (USSR). I'd like to play Global Thermonuclear War.



... or maybe just a nice game of chess.

~BB~

[robertlouis]

That's not a superpower, that's a miracle!

Let's see what our new joint thread throws up!

[theone1982]

Let's see what our new joint thread throws up!

That thread is bound to create a vortex that will consume all of HA in a blackhole of inane arguments!

[robertlouis]

That thread is bound to create a vortex that will consume all of HA in a blackhole of inane arguments!

Apart from itself - that subject is the nuclear cockroach of HA!

[theone1982]

Apart from itself - that subject is the nuclear cockroach of HA!

True. The last cockroaches on Earth will be debating which ones are gay!

[Stavros]

As a genuine answer, some kind of power that would even out the world's supply of drinking water; and make resource management part of an integrated, global strategy to ensure secure food supplies, shelter, and education for children -indeed for anyone who wants it, free of charge.

Otherwise, an endless supply of honest ladyboys, but I guess that's really beyond anyone's power...

[MdR Dave]

Mine would be: make homophobia and transphobia disappear from the face of the earth.
Or maybe something simpler... like flying.

Either way, you're gonna have to wear a pair of tights.

Wait, is that gay?

[robertlouis]

Otherwise, an endless supply of honest ladyboys, but I guess that's really beyond anyone's power...

Honest Ladyboys - that's a classic oxymoron, just like Non-gay HA Thread.

[Jericho]

Otherwise, an endless supply of honest ladyboys, but I guess that's really beyond anyone's power...

Superpowers I can do, miracles will take a bit longer!

[King_Krollen]

Shapeshifting, like Mystique in the comic books.
or...
Mind control.