"Ain't Like We Ain't Kin And All"

[robertlouis]

I need to get Caller ID on my land line. I have an Aunt from Palos Verdes who is a sneaky politician and former mayor of a South Bay town. She's tricky and never gets stuck with them. I need her to teach me the art of avoiding people. She's as smart as the Texans are dumb.

Is this her, Dino? Put her photo on your mantelpiece and any guest will leave within five minutes. Guaranteed or your money back.

[Jericho]

Yes, but always remember to put their back legs in wellies, so that they push back harder.......

Ahhh, the internet...it's all about sharing!

[robertlouis]

Ahhh, the internet...it's all about sharing!

Yes, and just think, you can print off this pic and put it beside your bed.

Ewe baaaaaad boy.

[Dino Velvet]

Is this her, Dino? Put her photo on your mantelpiece and any guest will leave within five minutes. Guaranteed or your money back.

That looks more like the aunt that barged into my house not the smooth criminal politician. She looks like one of those people in a family photo from about 150 years ago, where everybody back then tried to pose like they were proud but "didn't approve of nobody". She could possibly be a matriarch to an old Ku Klux Klan family.

I was even shocked at how politically incorrect they were. Now I see how some here view me.

[Jericho]

Uhhhhh... what country humor is that????
Didn't want to start assuming where you guys are from again.

To clear things up, here's some jockish hillbillies for you.

[theone1982]

Yes, and just think, you can print off this pic and put it beside your bed.

Ewe baaaaaad boy.

Crotchless underwear?! What a whore!

[robertlouis]

To clear things up, here's some jockish hillbillies for you.

Yep, the one on the left's an American and the one on the right's a feckin' mick.

What's your point?

[Jericho]

Yep, the one on the left's an American and the one on the right's a feckin' mick.

What's your point?

Picky, picky, picky.
Did you hear me complaining when the sheep you posted was obviously New Zealandish (you can tell by the ears)... s'fact!

[Yvonne183]

Can you understand anything your relative's say? My uncle looks just like Henry Lee Lucas. He has that nasally West Texas accent and he whistles when he talks. When he gets excited about something it might as well be Mandarin as far as my ears are concerned. I just have a painful smile on my face and nod my head.

Hell no, I don't understand very much what they say and to top it off, some of them speak some sort of French language. I try and use hand signs, usually I just use my middle finger, seems they understand that.

[Dino Velvet]

Hell no, I don't understand very much what they say and to top it off, some of them speak some sort of French language. I try and use hand signs, usually I just use my middle finger, seems they understand that.

I'll trade mine for yours. Are yours Birthers too? My house still has the odor of Slack-Jawed Yokels.