"Ain't Like We Ain't Kin And All"

[Dino Velvet]

Texas Hillbiilies,, West Virginia hillbillies,,,ha ha ha,, they ain't nothing compared to my Cajun relatives from the swamps of Louisiana. I just visited them last year for the first time and i gotta say,, they kinda scared me.

Can you understand anything your relative's say? My uncle looks just like Henry Lee Lucas. He has that nasally West Texas accent and he whistles when he talks. When he gets excited about something it might as well be Mandarin as far as my ears are concerned. I just have a painful smile on my face and nod my head.

[Jericho]

......says a sheepshagger from Wales.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahsterd!

[robertlouis]

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahsterd!

So ewe're not denying it, then?

[Dino Velvet]

So ewe're not denying it, then?

Uhhhhh... what country humor is that????
Didn't want to start assuming where you guys are from again.

I like it and want to learn. Who fucks sheep the best? Any Goat Fuckers?

[Christastic]

If it's a relative I don't like, I just don't answer the door. Or the phone. Life is too damn short.

[robertlouis]

Uhhhhh... what country humor is that????
Didn't want to start assuming where you guys are from again.

I like it and want to learn. Who fucks sheep the best? Any Goat Fuckers?

Jericho is from Wrexham in Wales. Wales is the sheepshagging centre of the UK. All they do is sing, dig for coal, cough, moan like hell and fuck merino lambs.

And in answer to your questions:

1. New Zealanders, when they can't get hold of Hobbits

2. Greeks. It's their national sport apart from baiting Turks.

[Jericho]

Any Goat Fuckers?

You need to go north of Newcastle and across the border to find them.

[Jericho]

So ewe're not denying it, then?

Only the pretty ones, though...Do have standards!

[robertlouis]

Only the pretty ones, though...Do have standards!

Yes, but always remember to put their back legs in wellies, so that they push back harder.......

[Dino Velvet]

If it's a relative I don't like, I just don't answer the door. Or the phone. Life is too damn short.

I need to get Caller ID on my land line. I have an Aunt from Palos Verdes who is a sneaky politician and former mayor of a South Bay town. She's tricky and never gets stuck with them. I need her to teach me the art of avoiding people. She's as smart as the Texans are dumb.