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    Default Its your first day in HELL

    So you show up to hell and its your first day. What do you think they will have you doing for an eternity?

    If I had to guess, my job would be to make sure reality tv is piped into every corner of hell for all to see.



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    Default Re: Its your first day in HELL

    editing porn footage of Tom Moore
    I kid, I kid



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    Eurotrash! Platinum Poster Jericho's Avatar
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    Default Re: Its your first day in HELL

    Quote Originally Posted by nonnonnon View Post
    editing porn footage of Tom Moore
    I kid, I kid

    I think that job's already reserved for Silc!


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    Default Re: Its your first day in HELL

    I'm the Devils Right Hand naturally. I would gladly take lives and souls, then Dole out torture with a smile. My spot in your imaginary hell is already reserved.



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    Default Re: Its your first day in HELL

    I would end up being the devils very own piss boy charged with perpetually mopping up the piss that overflows from hell's eternally backed up toilet.

    Piss boy come hither.


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    Default Re: Its your first day in HELL

    The same as im doing now,
    Trying to find a way out ....


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    Default Re: Its your first day in HELL

    working with joe90 and hippie


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    Default Re: Its your first day in HELL

    I will most likely be tasked with apologizing to every gook I killed!



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    Default Re: Its your first day in HELL

    Sharing a room for all eternity with onmyknees!

    I'm pretty sure he feels exactly the same.


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    Default Re: Its your first day in HELL

    I would get the ultimate punnishment. Satan would make me a republican. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... ....


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