What Smells Do You Hate?

[theone1982]

Thank fuck for that.

I was about to abort my own feces.

"You shoudn'ta done that to the little fella, he waz just a boy."

[robertlouis]

No, it's when your shit smells like it's alive that you should be worried.

Make sure you're ready for this before you read on - yes, even you, Dino.

A mate of mine used to be a demon for steak tartare, eating it at every opportunity - we used to joke that one day he'd grow fangs and fur and start howling at the full moon.

Anyway, he goes to the loo one time, then when he's finished, looks down and sees things moving in and out of his crap. After he'd thrown up, he goes to see the doctor.

Turns out they were worms, the result of eating one too many dodgy steak tartares.

He is now a committed vegetarian.

[theone1982]

Make sure you're ready for this before you read on - yes, even you, Dino.

A mate of mine used to be a demon for steak tartare, eating it at every opportunity - we used to joke that one day he'd grow fangs and fur and start howling at the full moon.

Anyway, he goes to the loo one time, then when he's finished, looks down and sees things moving in and out of his crap. After he'd thrown up, he goes to see the doctor.

Turns out they were worms, the result of eating one too many dodgy steak tartares.

He is now a committed vegetarian.

That's disgusting! I cooked some cube steaks once, and walked away from the skillet for a minute, when I came back little white worms were wriggling out of the meat.

[robertlouis]

That's disgusting! I cooked some cube steaks once, and walked away from the skillet for a minute, when I came back little white worms were wriggling out of the meat.

Yep, no worms in tofu. It just TASTES like shit!

[theone1982]

Yep, no worms in tofu. It just TASTES like shit!

I'd rather graze like a cow than eat tofu!

[Ineeda SM]

Nope, on balance, pussy wins every time!

Ahhhh so you DO like cat after all!!!!

[smilingbutt]

ever pulled out of a girls ass because the train was coming through? Ever had a gal pull out of you for the same reason?


None of that can compare to a mall in penang that processes dying seafood. Even day old afterbirth would struggle to claim any victory over that. Asian seafood plants will kill you from the inside out.

[Quiet Reflections]

ever pulled out of a girls ass because the train was coming through? Ever had a gal pull out of you for the same reason?


None of that can compare to a mall in penang that processes dying seafood. Even day old afterbirth would struggle to claim any victory over that. Asian seafood plants will kill you from the inside out.

Waste water treatment plants

[theone1982]

Smells that I would like to smell-Hazel Tucker's, Bailey Jay's, Natasha Lover's, Alessandra Ribeiro's, and Dany de Castro's funsticks and sacks, assholes, feet, and armpits!

[smilingbutt]

Make sure you're ready for this before you read on - yes, even you, Dino.

A mate of mine used to be a demon for steak tartare, eating it at every opportunity - we used to joke that one day he'd grow fangs and fur and start howling at the full moon.

Anyway, he goes to the loo one time, then when he's finished, looks down and sees things moving in and out of his crap. After he'd thrown up, he goes to see the doctor.

Turns out they were worms, the result of eating one too many dodgy steak tartares.

He is now a committed vegetarian.

no worms in a vegetarian shit. Just lots of it