Making Fake Cum... Recipe

[natina]

methylcellulose is just fiber and used in these products and in Asian food dish in abundance.

is used in metmusal,pepto bismuth,cakes, gellatins,citrucel............................

I'm not sure what the comparison edible-ness between the methyl cellulose and the powder Natasha tried (you can get it on ebay, I found).

Well wiki says it can treat constipation, so I guess it can lead to all kinds of fetishes, but the powder is basicly made up of soup/gravy additives.

But it'd be interesting for some live comparisons from folks with more experience in this kind of thing who have a more informed opinion.

[Zero Gravitas]

Single cream and egg white was what a lesbian friend of mine used to use in her ejaculating dildo. Edible, not too expensive, easy to make and you can always add a bit of sugar (icing not granulated), or salt to taste.

[natina]

ANYONE HAVE ANY cum for lunch or breakfast?

[jimbo1974]

This is ridiculous lol

[Tiffany Anne]

Single cream and egg white was what a lesbian friend of mine used to use in her ejaculating dildo. Edible, not too expensive, easy to make and you can always add a bit of sugar (icing not granulated), or salt to taste.

Where you run into raw eggs, spoiling milk, and sugar is a bad thing for at least women's private areas.

Of course the thought of adding flavor extracts to my recipe has occured to me

[tiramisu]

Lot of brasilian senes are using fake cum, they do it and they think that people are stupid enough to beleave that that ir sperm.

Its big shame to make senes and use fake cum i think

[natina]

this is a fun thread

[maddygirl]

lol nice!

[TatianaSummer]

who was the great sexy cute and hottie that started this thread?
Ohh it was me.
Well now I have a better option, its called SPUNK, anyone has tried it?

[jimbo1974]

Nobody has explained WHY you need fake cum

7 billion people. approx 2 billion of these are kids

50% are male

In other words 2.5 billion males.

Average ejaculate is 5 mililitres

2.5 billion x 5 mililitres (0.005 litres) = 12,500,000 LITRES of jizz. Thats just ONE cumshot per male.

Thats shit loads of jizz. We dont need to make any more i feel

YES - I DID FRIGGING WORK THAT OUT