Making Fake Cum... Recipe

[NatashaLover]

I just bought some fake cum and its like a powder and you mix it with water or oil and supposely looks real and taste real plus is 100% edible.

Just in case you guys want to try to do this fake cum.

You will need all these ingredients in powder: (All these ingredients have to be a total of 1.1oz when all mixed together)

(1) Arrow root
(2) Baking soda
(3) salt
(4) pectin
(5) flour
(6) potato

Instructions: Mix the 1.1oz with 8oz of water in measuring cup and mix all together. Pour in saucepan and cook in medium while stirring until it gets thick, remove from pan and let dry for like 2 minutes and Voila!!!

If you rather have the real thing don't call me, I call you! LOL

[theone1982]

I can supply all the cum you need Natasha, just keep posting your pics, that will allow me to produce a steady supply!

[jgud051]

so will the "organic blend" be more expensive?

[Dino Velvet]

I can make up a nice batch of fake cum during the Winter. When it gets cold, I sleep outside nekkid and make sure to catch a real nice cold. While I'm sick, I drink quart after quart of buttermilk which will help me cultivate a good amount of phlegm. When I get to the stage that my nose has a lot of loose change rattling around up there the final stages are about to begin. I inhale deeply into my chest then cough which conjures up a nice gob of the phlegm. I let it sit in the pit of my throat. I snort inward which forces the loose change in my nose to shoot back and combine with the phlegm. I reach for a bowl then spit. I repeat this process until I run out of mucus.

[mikelpo]

I prefer the real thing Natasha maybe we could compare recipes?

[Jericho]

If you rather have the real thing don't call me, I call you! LOL

Sits by the phone, tapping foot!

[suttonporksword]

recipe:


cock
hot t girl

....mix

[LibertyHarkness]

hot body chic x

[tishatv]

instant potato, mashed or baked? this recipe is somewhat vague

[Richctdude]

why make the fake stuff i have plenty