Man has Sex with a Thousand Cars

[Stavros]

This is a report about a man who claims to have had sex with a thousand cars. He is not Gay. He just loves cars...its from the Daily Telegraph in the UK. It does raise the question, is he a back seat driver??

Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars

A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles.


Edward Smith with one of his former partners Photo: SWNS






12:20PM BST 21 May 2008

Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.

"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.

"Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful.

"I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change."

He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."

Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men.
But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.
As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles – a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger.
Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses.
But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms.
His last relationship with a woman was 12 years ago - and he could not bring himself to consummate it, although he did have sex with girls in his younger days.
Mr Smith, from Washington state in the US, kept quiet about his secret fetish for years, but agreed to be interviewed as part of a channel Five documentary into “mechaphilia”. He is shown meeting other enthusiasts at a rally in California
Talking about how his unusual passion developed, Mr Smith said: "It's something that grew as a part of me when I was a kid and I could not shake it.
"I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was my first having sexual urges.
"When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it.
"I didn't fully understand it myself except that I know I'm not hurting anyone and I do not intend to."
He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.
"There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them.
"As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay.”
Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums.

• My Car Is My Lover is on Five on Wednesday, May 28

[iamdrgonzo]

This gives a whole new meaning to sticking it in her tail pipe.

[scroller]

This is a report about a man who claims to have had sex with a thousand cars. He is not Gay. He just loves cars...

Please explain under what possible interpretation having sex with cars would even begin to suggest that someone is "gay".

Gay != any nonstandard sex.

[LibertyHarkness]

god hope he used a condom ...imagine all those STD he could have caught

[Yvonne183]

Please explain under what possible interpretation having sex with cars would even begin to suggest that someone is "gay".

Gay != any nonstandard sex.

He's gay cause he had sex with a Ranger.

I wonder how he did 69 with a Bettle, I'd love to se the pics of that one.

[Jericho]

I'm wondering what lube he used...Castrol or Shell?

[Ineeda SM]

If that boy is sick enough to fucks cars, keep him the hell away from my motorcycle. That would be like fucking a midget for him.

[theone1982]

If that boy is sick enough to fucks cars, keep him the hell away from my motorcycle. That would be like fucking a midget for him.

In the end, every thread will end up with pics of hot midgets.

[ed_jaxon]

god hope he used a condom ...imagine all those STD he could have caught

don't you mean STP's?

[Prospero]

Jeremy Clarkson eat your heart out!
I once new a Brazilian escort called Porsche. And of coursea lot of us here on this board spend time with Escorts... but my sexual partner of choice would have to be the classic e-type Jag.