Excessive Masturbation

**retrozen** · 05-13-2011

Actually, there is such a thing as excessive masturbation. When you play with yourself, your balls must constantly produce semen, which requires testosterone and acetocholine. The excessive production of these hormones can result in hair loss, fatigue, blue balls, low back pain, premature ejaculation, spermatorrhea (which is seminal discharge, even when you're not stimulated), erectile dysfunction, and prostrate cancer. Oddly enough, if you do not cum enough while you are younger or older, it can also lead to problems. Too much or too little is never good.

As for me, my hair is thinning a bit and my balls are somewhat tender but other than that, I have no other of the above symptoms. I still look young and am in pretty decent shape. Since I can't go 10 minutes without sexual thoughts, perhaps I need sex addiction therapy? Seriously, there is very little I can not be stimulated from, except men, poop, pee, and morning breath. Everything else is fair game!!!