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    Default The ChroniWHAT, The Chronicles of Narnia rap.

    snl has fallen off but once in a while they still come with a funny skit...


    http://youtube.com/watch.php?v=IggTu...20sunday%20snl



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    Ok - That's is completely gut busting funny



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    I was dying laughing when I saw that. Good to see again, and again, thanks for sharing.

    "SNACK ATTACK MOTHERFUCKER" and "It's all about the Hamiltons baby"
    Lmao



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    "You can call us aaron burr from the way we're dropping Hamiltons."

    Hilarious.

    The group behind this are the "Creative Common Comics". Their site is http://www.thelonelyisland.com/ (it seems to be down right now). Funny stuff on there.



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    "Don't want security to get suspicious, Mr. Pibb and Red Vines = Crazy Delicious"

    lol



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    Heres the lyrics from the rap.... Beastie Boys anyone???
    anyone else noticed the showing time for Chrinciles of Narnia?????? 4:20!!!!!!!! ;~)

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    Lazy Sunday,
    Wake up in the late afternoon
    Call Parnell just to see how he's doin'
    Hello?
    "What up, Parn?
    Yo, Samberg, What's crackin'?
    You thinking what I'm thinkin'?
    Narnia!
    Man it's happ'nin'!
    But, first my hunger pains are stickin' like duct tape
    We'll hit up Magnolia1, and mack on some cupcakes
    No doubt that bakery's got all the buff frosting
    I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Jocelyn2

    Two! No, Six! No, Twelve! Baker's Dozen!
    I told'ja that I'm crazy
    For these cupcakes, cousin!
    Yo, where's the movie playin'?
    Upper West Side, dude
    Well, let's hit up Yahoo! Maps
    And find the dopest route
    I prefer Mapquest
    That's a good one, too
    Google Maps is the best
    True dat!
    Double true!
    68th and Broadway
    Step on it, sucker!
    What you wanna do Chris?
    Snack attack, motherf*cker!

    The Chronic(What?)cles of Narnia!
    Get the Chronic(What)cles of Narnia!
    We love that Chronic(What)cles of Narnia!
    Pass that Chronic(What)cles of Narnia!

    Yo, stop at the deli!
    The theater's overpriced
    You got the backpack
    Gonna pack it up nice
    Don't want security to get suspicious
    Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals crazy delicious!
    I reach in my pocket, pull out some dough
    Girl acted like she never seen a ten befo'
    It's all about the Hamiltons, baby!
    Throw the snacks in a bag
    And I'm Ghost like Swayze3!

    Roll up to the theater
    He can buy and what we're handlin'
    You can call us Aaron Burr
    From the way we're droppin' Hamiltons
    Now parked in our seats
    Movie trivia's the illest
    "What Friends alum starred
    In films with Bruce Willis?"
    We had the dope facts
    It was scary
    Everyone stared in awe
    When we screamed, "Matthew Perry!"
    Now quiet in the theater
    Or it's gonna get tragic!
    We're 'bout to get taken
    To a dreamworld of magic!

    The Chronic(What?)cles of Narnia!
    Get the Chronic(What)cles of Narnia!
    We love that Chronic(What)cles of Narnia!
    Pass that Chronic(What)cles of Narnia!
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    1 The Magnolia Bakery in NYC.
    2 Characters from the movie, The Notebook.
    3 I.e., Patrick Swayze in Ghost.



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    Thanks for posting that Moon, I was wondering what they said on couple verses in there. I had no idea what Red Vines was, until I looked it up. I hate licorice, so that explains why I never heard of it.

    But the lyric "I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Jocelyn" made me say what the fuck? But whoever wrote this just got it wrong, should be Gosling, after Ryan Gosling who was in Notebook with Rachel McAdams. Ummm, I love her. She reminds me of a younger Maria Bello, a Canuck version. I actually sat through the Mean Girls because of her, and even attempted to watch the Notebook but passed the fuck out after 30 mins. Her appearance in the Wedding Crashers only makes a great movie fantastic.



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    Glad to be of help.... ;~)


    "Don’t like my women single, I like my chicks in two's
    And these days all the girls is down to roll
    I hit the strip club and all them bitches find a pole"


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    Hell yeah they ripped it!



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    snl should be making it's way back, now that Tina is writing more and the new blood in the show is being aloud more input.

    But that skit was hilarious.



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