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    Cool Sex Theme Park

    Why isn't there a theme park for adults centered around sex? That's a billion dollar idea right there! Think about it, you could have a "stripper center", an "adult toy town" a "peep show village", and an "orgy land", plus much, much more all within one huge area! The idea practically sells itself!
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    Any idea the kind of money you'd have to pour into sanitation? The lawsuits and ethical interest groups you'd have to fight off constantly? It's a good idea and if done right, could rake in mega-bucks, but there's not a clean-cut way to "do it right".



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    .... insert "must be this big to go on this ride" here.



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    Is'nt that what Hedonisim in Negril is all about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by GrimFusion View Post
    Any idea the kind of money you'd have to pour into sanitation? The lawsuits and ethical interest groups you'd have to fight off constantly? It's a good idea and if done right, could rake in mega-bucks, but there's not a clean-cut way to "do it right".
    Someone would probably have to buy their own island and set it up there.



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    Quote Originally Posted by theone1982 View Post
    Someone would probably have to buy their own island and set it up there.
    That would be full of amazing and win.
    ...success and all that other junk.

    Make protection a law punishable by serious time in prison and build condom dispensing machines all over the place, and I'd pay to go.

    Know any billionaires?

    I'm still of the opinion that it's a bit unrealistic to set up a sex theme park without watching that shit go seriously awry shortly afterward.
    It's pretty safe to assume we would all be chill vacationing to a spot like that, but we're all *somewhat* chill people.
    Employment would have to be on a "at your own risk" basis. It wouldn't be long before some freak sneaks in with a knife and plays "stabby-stab-stab" with one of the other guests or employees. I don't mean to pick the idea apart, but it just doesn't seem feasible without some dead-pan serious money.

    Quote Originally Posted by Merkurie View Post
    Is'nt that what Hedonisim in Negril is all about.
    That's a place to go with someone to have sex with.
    What about a place where the sex is safe and guaranteed even if you go it alone so long as you got a few bucks?


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    Quote Originally Posted by GrimFusion View Post
    That would be full of amazing and win.
    ...success and all that other junk.

    Make protection a law punishable by serious time in prison and build condom dispensing machines all over the place, and I'd pay to go.

    Know any billionaires?
    Bob Guccione, Larry Flint, and Hugh Hefner could pool their resources. Pornographers, unite!



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    Quote Originally Posted by theone1982 View Post
    Larry Flint
    Larry Flynt your answer right there M8.


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    If someone could legitimately pull this off, and not half-ass it, I guarantee it would be a money maker. Think about it, an adult Disneyland. Make it upscale, but still dirty, legit, but still underground-ish, and you could really have something.



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