Ladies, Tell Us Your Story Where You Talked Yourself Out Of A Ticket/Arrest

[Dino Velvet]

Did I mention to make it dirty?

[kittyKaiti]

I drive an unmarked cop car. I never get pulled over.

[Dino Velvet]

I drive an unmarked cop car. I never get pulled over.

Oh... I was totally wanting to hear your story. I had a big jar of Vaseline out and an old sock ready.

[PomonaCA]

Dean Martin, you know that you are just asking the lovely and relatively young ladies here to tell sordid stories about the late 90's and early 2000's. Stories that the no-longer-with-us rent-a-lady tranny culture on Santa Monica Blvd used to brag about in Spanglish. You know it, I know it.

Dino, you are the mentor.

[Nicole Dupre]

I have badass PBA cards. They help. lol

[Dino Velvet]

Thank the Christ the head doctor's stopped me before the county pinned a badge on me. I would've made Bad Lieutenant look like Fairly Reasonable Lieutenant.

[Nicole Dupre]

But I do notice that the road side assistance guys always treat me like gold. lol

[Nicole Dupre]

But I do wear tight skimpy tshirts, with no bra most of the time, when running errands in the summer. I don't speed, but guys do like that at red lights. lol

[robertlouis]

But I do wear tight skimpy tshirts, with no bra most of the time, when running errands in the summer. I don't speed, but guys do like that at red lights. lol

Especially if you've just braked hard, presumably lol.