I want to bring the national dialogue into the forefront of your mind. Study this shit and you'll understand why this country is full of resentful, envious motherfuckers.


Republican says: Government regulation is killing the American business man.

Liberal says: You greedy business people just want to kill all the puppies and kitties in the street! And the ice caps are melting!

Republican: We are looking at 12% unemployment! Ease up on government control.

Liberal: Employers must pay for healthcare.

Republican: Ok we'll pay, but it will affect the wage market.

Liberal: Well I guess we'll raise the minimum wage.

Republican: Looks like more people will be making minimum wage.

Liberal: Yeah bitch! We're an effective party! Look at all the people we helped!

Republican: Now everyone is poor!

Liberal: And you rich people hate the poor, I can tell you greedy assholes!

Republican: You're going to have to learn the hard way, Jimmy Carter Style.

America: Real unemployment stands at 15%.

Liberals: You just hate Obama because he's black!