Is It Bad For You If Your Boogers Turn Green?

[Dino Velvet]

Usually I have nice, thick yellow snot and can really hurl a mighty wad into a handkerchief when I first wake up in the afternoon. But sometimes when I have a cold I notice I have what looks like a couple of green goobers sunning themselves on my mustache. I remember back when I was in the 5th Grade there was this one deathly pale chick that always looked like she had 2 peas packed up her nostrils. What the crap was wrong with her?

[EdelweissFan]

Not sure if you're serious, but ... It usually means a bacterial infection (especially if it smells bad), which is not good. Colds and flu are caused by viruses, not bacteria. If you get a bacterial infection on top of a cold or flu, you have a secondary infection. That can cause pneumonia, and at minimum is going to make your cold take longer to go away. It doesn't make sense generally to take antibiotics for colds (because they only kill bacteria, not viruses), but if you have a secondary bacterial infection, it's a good idea to see a doc and get some antibiotics.

[BigDF]

Usually I have nice, thick yellow snot and can really hurl a mighty wad into a handkerchief when I first wake up in the afternoon. But sometimes when I have a cold I notice I have what looks like a couple of green goobers sunning themselves on my mustache. I remember back when I was in the 5th Grade there was this one deathly pale chick that always looked like she had 2 peas packed up her nostrils. What the crap was wrong with her?

Gawd I love ya, ya big goofy fuck! Whenever things seem to be getting too serious, you come up with damndest shit to ask about?

[seamonkey]

You need to post a photo so we can make the correct diagnosis.

[Dino Velvet]

Gawd I love ya, ya big goofy fuck! Whenever things seem to be getting too serious, you come up with damndest shit to ask about?

Thanks brother. My job here is to keep the mood light. It's fun being the clown. No enemies.

[traLika]

I wonder if there is a film called booger bukkake?

[Dino Velvet]

I wonder if there is a film called booger bukkake?

I always liked the idea of Snot Rocket Bukkake. Shoot the video during the cold & flu season when everybody has tons of phlegm and mucous and make the guys drink a quart of buttermilk before shooting the scene. The snot will be thick, frothy, and plentiful.

[traLika]

I always liked the idea of Snot Rocket Bukkake. Shoot the video during the cold & flu season when everybody has tons of phlegm and mucous and make the guys drink a quart of buttermilk before shooting the scene. The snot will be thick, frothy, and plentiful.

... and then everyone can piss the face clean at the end of the film. I like a good ending!