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    Default Petition For Bert & Ernie To Be Married

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    Too bad Jerry Falwell isn't around to see this.



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    Isn't sesame street filmed in NY? It's legal there now anyway, nothing stopping them.



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    Default Re: Petition For Bert & Ernie To Be Married

    Well, they have been room mates for 40 years, so does common law apply in NY now? Would they qualify for domemestic partnership? What should happen if Burt winds up in the hospital with no known next of kin besides a puppet factory that's probably out of business after 40 years? Even if CTW claims they're just room mates,have no sexual preferences and are not gay, Burt does have a "wide stance" and Ernie does carry his luggage.



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    I would pay to watch Bert and Ernie get married on an episode of Sesame Street. Teaching the kiddies that the GLBT people and same sex marriage are normal? LMAO Can you imagine the response from the GLBT hater GOP? They would be pissing acid and shitting hellfire and brimstone for a year. They would send up bills to ban Sesame Street, PBS, and all children's programming made by the evil liberals.

    Cum on Bert and Ernie. You have been butt-buddies for 40 years. It's time to tie the knot for the good of the kiddies. LMFAO-ROTF.


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    Default Re: Petition For Bert & Ernie To Be Married

    Quote Originally Posted by Ineeda SM View Post
    I would pay to watch Bert and Ernie get married on an episode of Sesame Street. Teaching the kiddies that the GLBT people and same sex marriage are normal? LMAO Can you imagine the response from the GLBT hater GOP? They would be pissing acid and shitting hellfire and brimstone for a year. They would send up bills to ban Sesame Street, PBS, and all children's programming made by the evil liberals.

    Cum on Bert and Ernie. You have been butt-buddies for 40 years. It's time to tie the knot for the good of the kiddies. LMFAO-ROTF.
    See ...there you go again. You can't keep your political bullshit off the general boards. You won't be happy with any states marriage laws until they allow you to marry multiple boyfriends. I don't see that happening anytime soon, so better try monogamy ! lol



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    Default Re: Petition For Bert & Ernie To Be Married

    I really feel sorry for gay people.

    Now LESBIANS.... there is still hope for them. At least while I'm still young enough to satisfy both of them.


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    Default Re: Petition For Bert & Ernie To Be Married

    Ugh what the fuck ever this is how fucking stupid we are!



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    Default Re: Petition For Bert & Ernie To Be Married

    I LOL'ed...



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    Thats sad they cant do that but theres loads of ultra religious people in the usa.

    They obvioulsy need reminding who Jesus best female friend was and what she did hyprocrits !!!

    Let them get married for fuck sake!



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    Default Re: Petition For Bert & Ernie To Be Married

    From Wikipedia:
    Ernie and Bert live together in an apartment in the basement of 123 Sesame Street. Ernie and Bert sleep in separate beds, though they still share a bedroom. Some of Bert's interactions with female characters appear to show that he is attracted to women: serenading Connie Stevens - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia@@AMEPARAM@@/wiki/File:Connie_Stevens.jpg" class="image"> in the Some Enchanted Evening segment of a first-season episode of The Muppet Show - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia@@AMEPARAM@@/wiki/File:Tv_muppet_show_opening.jpg" class="image">Tv muppet show opening.jpg, and recording a song about his girlfriend, I Want to Hold Your Ear, which was released on several albums.
    Despite appearances for either Bert or Ernie being Gay - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia@@AMEPARAM@@/wiki/File:Rainbow_flag_and_blue_skies.jpg" class="image" title="LGBT pride flag">LGBT pride flag or Heterosexuality - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia@@AMEPARAM@@/wiki/File:Love_-_Engagement.jpg" class="image">, Sesame Workshop - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia@@AMEPARAM@@/wiki/File:Sesame_workshop_cloing_logo.jpg" class="image"> states that the two "do not have a Sexual orientation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia@@AMEPARAM@@/wiki/File:Bono_Chaz_2010_crop.jpg" class="image">."[7]


    Geez people. Get over it. They are NOT gay, they're just children's characters that do stupid stuff.

    Get married? for what? they're NOT a Couple!!!

    not against gay marriage, but reading too much into a stupid kiddie show is kind of bordering on stupid.



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