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    Default Youth Minister Got Down With The Boys To Pray Away The Gay

    I guess the Xtians are wasting no time to fill in the void left by the Catholic clergy. This must be their version of the holy handjob and Christian cocksucking counciling. It must not be that big of a deal in Iowa if he turned himself in on Feb 16 and they let him out on bond until April 21. Had a 14 y/o teen girl made that claim that she was sexually assulted 25-50 times over a 4 year period by a male minister, they would have strung him up by his balls from the county jail ceiling until his trial. These Bible belt folks must separate the boys from the men with the proverbial crowbar up there. I'm surprised they told him to turn himself in rather then pay off the kids and their families like the Haggard case and pretend it didn't happen or at least claim that the boys were only carrying his luggage. Wouldn't it be a hoot if they got George Reekers to testify on his behalf that this was legitimate, theraputic Christian counciling by pulling St. Peter?


    He allegedly told investigators that it was his duty as a youth pastor "to help [the teens] with homosexual urges by praying while he had sexual contact with them."

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunairco View Post
    He allegedly told investigators that it was his duty as a youth pastor "to help [the teens] with homosexual urges by praying while he had sexual contact with them."

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    Default Re: Youth Minister Got Down With The Boys To Pray Away The Gay

    Something about being filled with the holy spirit Jericho, but I'm not so sure which end. I know very little about their rituals and sacrements.



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    Default Re: Youth Minister Got Down With The Boys To Pray Away The Gay

    "Pray the gay away! Pray the gay away! Then fuck the pain away! Fuck the pain away! Sorry, the Peaches song just came into my head. I'll admit, it was completely inappropriate!
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    Default Re: Youth Minister Got Down With The Boys To Pray Away The Gay

    Wax On...Wax Off!!!



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    Default Re: Youth Minister Got Down With The Boys To Pray Away The Gay

    Quote Originally Posted by CORVETTEDUDE View Post
    Wax On...Wax Off!!!
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    Default Re: Youth Minister Got Down With The Boys To Pray Away The Gay

    Quote Originally Posted by sunairco View Post
    Had a 14 y/o teen girl made that claim that she was sexually assulted 25-50 times over a 4 year period by a male minister, they would have strung him up by his balls from the county jail ceiling until his trial.
    Actually, same day you posted this, there's a pastor in the Bronx who had sex with a girl from age 12 to 15. There's DNA evidence that he impregnated her and she had to get an abortion. Currently out on bail and he just turned down a very light plea bargain offer, asking for probation only.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_c...irl_rejec.html



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    Default Re: Youth Minister Got Down With The Boys To Pray Away The Gay

    Quote Originally Posted by scroller View Post
    Actually, same day you posted this, there's a pastor in the Bronx who had sex with a girl from age 12 to 15. There's DNA evidence that he impregnated her and she had to get an abortion. Currently out on bail and he just turned down a very light plea bargain offer, asking for probation only.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_c...irl_rejec.html

    Fukkin unbelievable!


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    Default Re: Youth Minister Got Down With The Boys To Pray Away The Gay

    And folks wonder why religion is dying.



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