Post your most embarassing sex moment :)

[RallyCola]

i farted once while my wife was pegging me. she didn't do it again to me for almost a year. she was so pissed.

[hurdycasual]

Scaredy cats lmao

I remember making out with a guy and burping lol

A few months ago while on cam my hubby was pumping me for awhile and a new guy came in and he wanted to see my hubby eat me out. And right when he was about to loose air from him pumping seeped out - we laughed so hard.


Then my first ever porn scene for TSSEDUCTION the guy Jason kept going number 2 on me during our scene RUNNY it was not a good experience but I finished the scene.

That would be dreamy

[Ben in LA]

Finally got a chance to bang a girl I had been wanting to bang for a LONG time...but then couldn't get it up.

Never did bone her either...yet to this day we're still friends (and we giggle about the situation).

[JerseyMike]

Was having sex with my gf, I pulled out went back in, but into her ass. It was very uncomfortable for her and she got mad for some odd reason.

[Cedricbi01]

Well, mine happened "some" years ago when I was a student something like 16 !
Went to my gf place after movie theater her parents were home. You have to know her parents and mine were friends !
So we squeezed in very quietly, made love smoothly and very silent but eventually we made some noise so we heard her father standing up (at approx 3:00 in the morning so I hurried up out but enable to find my boxer short...
Unfortunalty her parents were invited at my parents' place the next day for BBQ... and her mother brought me a present, nicely wrapped... with the boxing short I had lost during my escape !!!
Blush !!!
Fortunatly her mom was very OK and she handled this almost privatly, I mean without her Father noticing it !
I really felt alone when I opened the "present" !!

[ibanezuk]

I've got two stories,

One is like many others on here, but slightly different. My folks had some people round for a do, and my GF at the time and I decided to head upstairs for a session. 15-20 minutes later we hear a knock on the door, one of my dads oldest friends then runs in, and pulls the covers off the bed and says to my Gf, "I used to wipe this guys ass when he was just this big" [using his hands to show my size] before passing out on us in our bed. You might have guessed he was pretty drunk, but he didnt remember it. Thats the last time anyone in our house had absynthe.


The second time was when I met Leticia Bysmarck. Having been out for most of the day I asked to use her shower. She said sure and started to tell me how to use the shower. Me being a dick, said "I know how to use one of these", and she rolled her eyes and then left the room. I should have listened because with 3 seconds of turning the handle I managed to break the hose, and drenched myself, before I had the chance to get my clothes off. Cut a long story short, had a great session but ended up sitting on a train to manchester soaked.

[danthepoetman]

Great stories, guys!
I don't have anything as funny as these. The most embarrassing moments were mostly caused, like for Dino, by being to fucked up, and especially drunk, and having a partial or "complete shortage"...

But once, as a young guy, I was making love on acid. The extasiated face of the girl I was with was swelling in a grotesque way and really weirdly smilling at me. Strange because up til that moment, the trip had not took off yet. But seeing it, I just couldn't help giggling ridiculously, with a little high pitch stoned voice for a few seconds. So I would get a hold of myself and start over, and it would start again after a few seconds. After 3 or 4 times, the girl got up, completely furious, picked up her stuff and left, leaving me with a hard dick and the strangest acid trip feeling of surrealism...

[Dino Velvet]

More embarrassment the next day when your friends reminded you who they saw you leave with. I've climbed on quite a few pigs that had bigger warts than boobs. Still enough of a man and not too drunk to deliver the goods to that sow.

[MacShreach]

Great stories, guys!
I don't have anything as funny as these. The most embarrassing moments were mostly caused, like for Dino, by being to fucked up, and especially drunk, and having a partial or "complete shortage"...

But once, as a young guy, I was making love on acid. The extasiated face of the girl I was with was swelling in a grotesque way and really weirdly smilling at me. Strange because up til that moment, the trip had not took off yet. But seeing it, I just couldn't help giggling ridiculously, with a little high pitch stoned voice for a few seconds. So I would get a hold of myself and start over, and it would start again after a few seconds. After 3 or 4 times, the girl got up, completely furious, picked up her stuff and left, leaving me with a hard dick and the strangest acid trip feeling of surrealism...

HAHAHA that's fucking hilarious!

[Amy Gray]

Fine, come sit on my lap and I'll tell you two stories.

A couple years back I hooked up with this girl and we were making out and I was fingering her when she asked for more so I put three fingers in her... and she asked for more. So over the course of maybe 10 or so minutes we progressed past three fingers and up to both my fists wrist deep in vagina. Now, I have extremely small and slender hands so I'm not new hat to fisting by any means but I was still impressed. It was also about that point where I realized my cock just probably wasn't going to cut it for her, lets face it, two fists is a hard act to follow.

So she has this mind shattering orgasm which I'm pretty sure has just shattered my hands and I start to realize that she is significantly tighter than when I was putting my fists in her... so yeah... forty minutes later I'm still buried up to my wrist in her cooch trying to work my pruny hands (I didn't even know you could get pruny from pussy juice) out of her while dealing with her having more orgasms every fucking time my hands hit the right spot. It got to the point where we were debating calling paramedics before I got out.

Okay, second story. I was giving this fuck buddy of mine a blowjob. The entire time I'm slurping cock meat all I can think about is how badly I need to sneeze... seriously having a sneeze that just wont come is one of the worst things on earth. Anyways, he busts his nut and something about swallowing a mouthful of spermies sets me off because I go into a sneezing fit. The worst part is that the cum I was trying to swallow got up in my nose and magically transformed into a face full of cum bubbles. He was a lot more amused than I was.