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    Default Aunt Jemima: Doo rag or perm?

    Sometimes when I'm buying pancake mix I think of hot and kinky slave sex with Aunt Jemima and then when I'm done I sell her off for some whiskey or some cows.

    I hope I'm not alone in this but I do find myself confused about whether I prefer her with her doo rag or a perm.


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    Default Re: Aunt Jemima: Doo rag or perm?

    www.aa.org - 898 North Garey Avenue, Pomona - (909) 629-0493

    I suggest you call this number in the morning, after you sober up.

    Here's a more comprehensive AA meeting listing.
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    Default Re: Aunt Jemima: Doo rag or perm?

    Doo Rag and heavy on the uppity attitude.
    "You make yo' pancakes yo' own damn self, Sucka!"


    Last edited by Dino Velvet; 03-14-2011 at 08:52 AM.

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    Default Re: Aunt Jemima: Doo rag or perm?

    Quote Originally Posted by PomonaCA View Post
    Sometimes when I'm buying pancake mix I think of hot and kinky slave sex with Aunt Jemima and then when I'm done I sell her off for some whiskey or some cows.

    I hope I'm not alone in this but I do find myself confused about whether I prefer her with her doo rag or a perm.

    He has indicated that he is part of the conservative faction on the board. This is just scratching the surface.



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    Default Re: Aunt Jemima: Doo rag or perm?

    Would you like some ground glass with your pancakes sir?



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    Default Re: Aunt Jemima: Doo rag or perm?

    You buy pancake mix?
    What's the world coming to!


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    Default Re: Aunt Jemima: Doo rag or perm?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dino Velvet View Post
    Doo Rag and heavy on the uppity attitude.
    "You make yo' pancakes yo' own damn self, Sucka!"
    I think this might be her alter ego.


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    Default Re: Aunt Jemima: Doo rag or perm?

    Quote Originally Posted by phobun View Post
    He has indicated that he is part of the conservative faction on the board. This is just scratching the surface.

    Yes...he probably has incicated that, and you have indicated you're one of the enlightened liberals who goes into violent shakes at the mere mention of praying for the victims of the tradgedy in Japan...so where does that leave us? You on one extreme and Pamona on the other? LOL



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    Default Re: Aunt Jemima: Doo rag or perm?

    It's durag not doo rag


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    Default Re: Aunt Jemima: Doo rag or perm?

    Quote Originally Posted by Silcc69 View Post
    It's durag not doo rag
    People say it that way because they can't say "doo rag" with their bongo lips and oversized Chicklets constantly engaged in battle.



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