I Went To A Klan Meeting And My Aunt's Funeral Broke Out

[Dino Velvet]

I avoid my family as much as I can. My mom and dad have passed on so I pretty much keep to myself. I have Thanksgiving and Christmas with friends.

My aunt died last week and today was the funeral. Never seen so many tight assed buttoned-up extra-starched Bible thumpin' Tea Baggin' Sean Hannity watching Palos Verdes living Crackers assembled in one place all at the same time in the House of God. Those people are so White they make me nervous. Everyone there speaks in some sort of honkey code so nothing ever is what it sounds like.

[amberskyi]

LMAO..where are you from?

[ilovetrees]

I avoid my family as much as I can. My mom and dad have passed on so I pretty much keep to myself. I have Thanksgiving and Christmas with friends.

My aunt died last week and today was the funeral. Never seen so many tight assed buttoned-up extra-starched Bible thumpin' Tea Baggin' Sean Hannity watching Palos Verdes living Crackers assembled in one place all at the same time in the House of God. Those people are so White they make me nervous. Everyone there speaks in some sort of honkey code so nothing ever is what it sounds like.

Were you in Michigan?

[Dino Velvet]

LMAO..where are you from?

Sadly far away from you. I live in Westwood which is under Bel Air and right next to Beverly Hills. My family are South Bay people who live in Palos Verdes and some in Redondo Beach.

[Infern0]

I sparked to brothers last night

yeah, thats right

They was standing there on the corner (most likely smoking crack,)
And listening to gangster rap,
And they said "Sup Crackah."

And bang, lights out.

Laters.

[amberskyi]

Sadly far away from you. I live in Westwood which is under Bel Air and right next to Beverly Hills. My family are South Bay people who live in Palos Verdes and some in Redondo Beach.

i never imagined that cali would have rednecks lol

[Equalizer]

i never imagined that cali would have rednecks lol

yes there are, republicans get like 35% of the votes in cali...

[ilovetrees]

yes there are, republicans get like 35% of the votes in cali...

I might add that California is really huge. We have a bit of everything here.

[Dino Velvet]

i never imagined that cali would have rednecks lol

I have tons o' Redneck kin in Texas. These people are not Rednecks. They're a bunch of phony rich WASPs kind of like Thurston Howell III & Lovey. The parking lot of the church was packed with fancy German cars today.

There are 'Necks in every state. Go to the Valley and you'll see plenty out here too.

Amber, you should come out and be my date for Thanksgiving this year. I'd accept their invitation for dinner if I can bring you. It'd be a real hoot. You cool around that many White Devils? I've never even tried to sneak a Jew past them before so you'd definitely raise some eyebrows.

[amberskyi]

I have tons o' Redneck kin in Texas. These people are not Rednecks. They're a bunch of phony rich WASPs kind of like Thurston Howell III & Lovey. The parking lot of the church was packed with fancy German cars today.

There are 'Necks in every state. Go to the Valley and you'll see plenty out here too.

Amber, you should come out and be my date for Thanksgiving this year. I'd accept their invitation for dinner if I can bring you. It'd be a real hoot. You cool around that many White Devils? I've never even tried to sneak a Jew past them before so you'd definitely raise some eyebrows.

i can be a hot head so i probably wouldnt do very good in a situation like that lol